Thursday, June 26, 2008

So we had a hash, Friday June the 20th, 2008 AD.

Actual Blue Hen Hashers Present: ( A surprisingly high turnout)

Toxic Waste
Squats on Request
Just Tom (Tom U.)
Mary Fucking Poppins
Just John (Who’s wife finally let him out of the house since he stumbled home from the 15th Anniversary Run).

Hashers from other Hashes Present:

Pickle Dick Lick It and Stick It
Sir Jacks A Lot Lickity Split
Dazed and Confused Just Tina
Just Gary Some little Bastard that Just Tina brought
Crusty Calves Mounts Me
Hot Pants Gay Blade
Wick Wacker

DeathWish and Yeast of Burden were hares.

The slobbering pack met out in the parking lot in front of the Newark Reservoir around 7pm, HST. The hares provided some of us Jell-O shots and Schaefer beer, whilst we waited for the rest of us. People, who were on the BH4 mailing list, heeded my last minute advice about parking at Timothy’s, which paid off, sort of. At about 7:25, Death Wish took off, for another one of his famous, live-hared-pub crawl thru the woods trails. Up the hill towards the reservoir he went.

On! On!
About five minutes later, the slobbering pack, stumbled up the hill, and went down the paved path, only to find a check, with the trail going right down the hill again, but in a slightly different direction. After a couple minutes, and thru a couple bushes we found a BN with the hare nearby, holding on to a Tupperware container full of alcoholic cherries. So we munched upon the cherries, next to a recycling bin, as Death Wish left to hare the rest of the trail.

On! On!
We ran around Pine Brook apartments for a bit; Yeast of Burden and a few other people almost got eaten by somebody’s dog. Out to Papermill Rd. we went and took a left down thru into the parking lot of the Church of The Nazarene, where we came to a check. Impatient as we were to find the next beer stop, instead of looking to see which direction trail was supposed to go, Pickle Dick asked some guy walking his dog which direction he might have seen a guy running and dropping marks of flour, he pointed to the right, and a few seconds and a few patches of poison Ivy later, we found the hare with our beer. The hare quickly booked down the trail whilst we finished our beer.

On! On!
We came to a Turkey- Eagle Split. And the Turkey trail ended up being twice as long as the Eagle Trail. The trails converged by the place known along White Clay Creek, known to us locals as “The Damn”. And Across “The Damn” there was Death Wish holding a jug of his famous brew, I don’t remember what its called but its made with Turkey Hill brand Iced Tea. But before the Eagles could cross the raging river, we had to climb over the fence like structure, that I think controls the flow of water from the local drainage system. Quato had an especially fun time doing that. We drank upon the rocks and sand of the “The Damn” while Death Wish went to hare more of the trail.

On! On!
We went through more of the woods and out to Creek Rd. We came across a “Tit Check” where no man shall pass until a lovely lady has bared her breasts before his gaze. Quato and Yeast of Burden got stuck with that. Down Creek Rd. we went and up a hill that goes near the path, near the towers, we found our forth beer stop in a clearing in the woods. We enjoyed our brews as the sun finally went down The little bastard, (And that’s not his Hash Name), played games with a stick lunging at imaginary enemies. And of course Death Wish went to hare the rest of trail.

On! On!
Back onto Creek Rd. we went, and we came across another “Tit Check.” Quato got stuck doing the honors again, but before so, demanded that she get something in return, and only agreed to bare her chest after four fine stallions whipped out their little guys first.

On! On!
We went down White Clay Drive and thru the back yard that used to be Just Doug’s and thru the gravel with the high-tension lines. Back into the woods we went for a little bit until we got to the clearing right by the bridge and right across the road from Timothy’s where we had our final beer stop and decided to circle up. At this point the two people who brought their little bastards with them decided to jet and were quickly replaced by Auto Hashers, Gay Blade and Mounts Me, who couldn’t have seen us, so I guess they must of heard us.

Penalties and awards were dished out. Songs were sung. And we managed to have two namings at the end of the trail. Just Tom, (Tom U.) got named “Sand in Strange Places”, because he said he like to visit the beach houses of his Dad, his Sister and his Girlfriend. We were going to name him “Sand Up the Crack”, but somebody else already has that name. Just John, was going to get named “Limp Wristed…Something” cause he hurt his wrist riding his bike the other day, but for some reason we decided to name hime“Hung Like Pinky.” Hopefully he come out and hash with us again sometime soon. Of course two times in one year is a lot better showing than the average Blue Hen Hasher these days.

We decided to party at Timothy’s for a while after. (Good for the people who followed my advice to park there before hand),where we enjoyed Nachos, and of course, more beer.

All in all it twas another shitty trail. Stay tuned for the next possible Blue Hen Hash possibly hared by Vaseline Alley, possibly the weekend following Fourth of July.

On! On!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

HHHH and BHHHH runs cumming soooooon

Wednesday 6/18/08 Hash and Friday 6/20/08 Hash

Hares: Yeast of Burden and Deathwish

Hockessin Hash House Harriers Wednesday 6/18/08 Hash - YOB and Deathwish Unholy Reunion Part 1

Cum (AGGGGGHHHH!!!!!) on out for the week of the Unholy Reunion Hashes hared by YOB and Deathwish. The Hockessin Hash House Harriers Hash will occur on Wednesday 6/18/08 at 6:30 PM. We promise three beverage stops, a good trail, and free entertainment at Bev Stop #3, so get your asses out there and Hash!!!

D'erections and Start Location to the Wednesday H4 Hash:
Starts at the Christiana Towne Center - in the Parking Lot past Boscov's
From Wilmington/Phila
95 S to Exit 3 toward US-40 Dover
Merge onto 273 East
Turn Left into the Christiana Towne Center shopping Center (Red Robin Restaurant will be on the Corner)
Go past Bertucci's and Boscovs to the farthest Parking lot
Park, have a beer, bitch and moan, then Hash

For those of you cumming (AGGGGGGGGG!!!) from Baltimore, figure it out yourself.

Friday 6/20/08 Blue Hen Hash House Harriers YOB and Deathwish Unholy Reunion Part Duh

Cum (AGGGGGGHHHHGGG!!!!) out again and get your drink on bitches! If you thought that the Pajama Hash was a Drunk Fest, wait until we give it to you like you know you want it on Friday 6/20. Cum (AGGGGGGGGG!!!!) prepared for a beautiful two mile trail with Five, yes Five, beverage stops, no shiggy, and yes, that's right - FIVE BEVERAGE STOPS!!!!! Be there! Be there!!! Be there!!!!!!!!! Hash with our wonderful, yet drunken neighbors, the mighty Blue Hen Hash House Harriers.

When: Friday 6/20 at 7:00 PM

Location Start and D'erections: Newark Resevoir

From Phila/Wilmington
I95 S towards Baltimore
Take Exit 3 - 273 W towards Newark
From Mainstreet, turn right onto N Chapel Street
N Chapel Street crosses over Cleveland Ave and becomes Paper Mill Rd
Pass Timothy's Restaurant (will be on your right)
Turn Right onto Old Paper Mill Rd
On your left there will be a parking area for the Newark Resevoir
Park, have a beer, complain, and Hash
On On


Thursday, June 12, 2008

next hash

Hey Blue Henners,

Your hare razor has managed to scrounge up a few extra hares. Looks like our next trail will be Friday, June 20th, sometime between 7:00 and 8:00 pm. Somewhere around Newark.

Further details will follow,

On! On!


Sunday, June 01, 2008

hash write up

So…. There was a Blue Hen Hash on Saturday May the 31st, 2008.

There was a beer check, a shot check, a champagne check, a double secret beer check, a full moon on trail, an Indian Wrestling Match, and lots of people making out with each other.

Hashers Present:

Cums Early
Toxic Waste
Troma Queen
Just Silver
Turkey Baster
Beardless Clam
Dirty Wet Pussy
Do Me On the Beach
Bad Lay/Butthead
Crash Test Dummy
Mary Fucking Poppins
Just Trish
Just Chris

And some new boots:
Just Joe
Just Dave
Just Makiko

MFP was the hare.

The slobbering pack gathered at Lumbrook Park around 2:00 pm. Bad Lay got there at 2:15 and since no one ever shows up later than him, we decided to hit the trail earlier than usual. Since, this happened to be the last day of May, 2008, of course it had to rain, a lot. But by some miracle, the large clumps of flour would not be washed away, and hashers were actually able to follow the marks.

On! On!
The pack headed down Woodlawn Avenue, took a left and crossed over Old Capital Trail, and in to that patch of woods behind the car dealerships, that is well known to all the regular DE Hashers for having the finest patch of stinging nettles in all of New Castle County. The marks led to a water crossing across White Clay Creek, the kind that doesn’t look all that deep, but then goes up waste high for a few feet. MFP tried to find a path that would take the more squeamish hashers to a shallower crossing, but after a few yards through some nasty shiggy, we decided a deep crossing was a better alternative. Just Trish took a wicked slip and slid down the muddy embankment on her ass and into the creek.

On! On!
We took the path across the creek, which led up to a park. In the bushes behind a park bench, hashers discovered a cooler with alcoholic Gatorade and non-alcoholic Jell-O shots; I wonder what idiot made those.

On ! On!
We banged a left down old Paper mill road and went up the hill to the Newark Reservoir. Down the path behind the reservoir we went Hashers found a bag with the finest Champagne that 3 dollars can buy. We did a toast to the rain.

On! On!
Trail went up a hill out and out of the woods and out to Paper Mill Rd. Down the road we went and into back into the woods across the Road from Timothy’s and out to White Clay drive where we Beer Neared at Just Doug’s House, an old BH4 buddy, while he was in the middle of moving out.

On! On!- alright this is when things actually start to get interesting.

The trail went out to Cleveland Avenue where Dirty Wet Pussy, and this years Hash Harlot, Beardless Clam, scored us all a can of Natty Light at a double secret beer check at some college kids party, by hooting and hollering back at the guys that were hooting and hollering at them. Some guy named Tod or Brian or something challenged Dirty Wet to an Indian wrestling match, and got his ass severely kicked. He also challenged BC, never a good idea to mess with an ex-marine, and then a couple of the guys, so we decided to thank them for the beer and get moving before any ones repressed homosexual tendencies might come out.

On! On!
We went down to the end of Cleveland Avenue, banged a right at Chapel Street then followed the trail, which went behind Newark Shopping Center. Dirty Wet gave the slow pokes in the back a full moon. Trail ended at the Fine Old East End Café. Where we enjoyed Nachos, Yuengling and PBR- only the finest for my fellow hashers.

Butthead/Badlay the GM squared ran the circle.

MFP had to drink for being the hare, and for bringing the new boots, and for turning 30 this week.. Cums Early Drank for Hashus Interuptus. Just Trish drank for sliding down the mud. Fortunately people were too drunk to remember that the new boots were wearing shoes that looked awfully new. People were having a good time, like maybe too much of a good time, and started making out with other people, but I didn’t do anything I swear! Whelp, since no one remembered to bring a camera…….. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

All in All…… It was another Shitty Trail.

Stay tuned for the next possible Blue Hen Hash, possibly hared this June, possibly by somebody.

On! On!