hash this saturday

Blue Hen Hash number: !!#!!@??!!!

Where? Lumbrook Park on the 130 block of Woodlawn Avenue, Newark De 19711, right next to Windy Hills. (Come on Kojack!, its just right down the street, maybe you can sneak out for a little bit when they're asleep).

When? 2pm HST

Why? To make life as inconvenient as possible for everybody who has to show up to some other social event that day relatively sober. Oh yeah, and in celebration of me hitting the big three-0, damn I'm catching up to the rest of you all.

Hare? MFP

Beer? There should be

Food? There may be, we'll see.

Trail Length? A few yards

On! On!