Hash Haiku
(OK, so my syllables may be off......)
The thirteenth of June
There was a blue hen hash, yes
With shiggy and mud
An on-sec was picked
It is now the seventeenth
No write up in sight
Math Imp, a bit pissed
Now wants the write up to be
written in Haiku
Schporto and Kojack,
you two have had some practice
write a verse or two
(and the rest of the blue hens, even if you weren't there, YOU TOO)
--Math Imp 8 b 7
12 Comments:
A trail was thus laid
Sticks, mud, prickers all for fun
Drunken serendae
THFKAS
all drunk and scabby
they emerge from briar and brush
like a freshman date
--sevr'd memb'r
The last verse of a Haiku must be independent - it cannot be a
continuation
of previous sentence - and should represent a new concept.
All Drunk and scabby
They emerge from briar and brush
All good - last verse lines:
1) Sex and beer are great
2) Circle up and sing
3) Shit, check back twenty
4) Hash House Harriers
5) Where has Spandox Gone?
6) Is that Puppy Love?
7) Low-carb beer does suck
--Spandox
Mud and sludge
stinging nettle a plenty
Is that spandox there
-Toxic Waste
Kojack Sack, Just Derek,
Comes Early and Toxic waste
these hsahsers were there
But that was not all,
Kodak Moment, just in time
Got to the acme
Math Imp and Schporto
There real hash names will not fit
in the Haiku form
--Math Imp
Revised cus I'm a moron
Mud and sludge galore
stinging nettle a plenty
Is that spandox there
Toxic Waste
your haiku write up
did totally suck big balls
and the big black dog
a few hashers were
not mentioned in the write up
let's fix the problem
vaseline alley
also did attend because
he is the r.a.
also there was it
no not it but named for his
close relationship
we forgot to say
that a newly named hasher
was turkey baster
on on
va
You and Josh fail to diverge from the stated subject material in your last
sentence as Spandox has prescribed.
--Butthead
pptttthp (the sound of watter being spit on the computer because of
laughing while drinking. Also 1/17 of a haiku)
George, he did complain
But not in Haiku form, no.
George blows donkey cocks
These write ups do suck
Not as much as haiku does.
Rasputin was big.
-K. Moment
Shrubbery over
Leading us through the arbor
Spirits wine down down
-- Turkey Baster
docile as cub scouts
no flour, follow the hare
water cools the burn
--Kojack Sack
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