Thursday, June 17, 2004

Hash Haiku


(OK, so my syllables may be off......)

The thirteenth of June
There was a blue hen hash, yes
With shiggy and mud

An on-sec was picked
It is now the seventeenth
No write up in sight

Math Imp, a bit pissed
Now wants the write up to be
written in Haiku

Schporto and Kojack,
you two have had some practice
write a verse or two

(and the rest of the blue hens, even if you weren't there, YOU TOO)

--Math Imp 8 b 7

13 Comments:

At June 17, 2004 at 10:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A trail was thus laid
Sticks, mud, prickers all for fun
Drunken serendae

THFKAS

 
At June 18, 2004 at 8:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

all drunk and scabby
they emerge from briar and brush
like a freshman date

--sevr'd memb'r

 
At June 18, 2004 at 8:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The last verse of a Haiku must be independent - it cannot be a
continuation
of previous sentence - and should represent a new concept.

All Drunk and scabby
They emerge from briar and brush

All good - last verse lines:
1) Sex and beer are great
2) Circle up and sing
3) Shit, check back twenty
4) Hash House Harriers
5) Where has Spandox Gone?
6) Is that Puppy Love?
7) Low-carb beer does suck
--Spandox

 
At June 18, 2004 at 4:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mud and sludge
stinging nettle a plenty
Is that spandox there
-Toxic Waste

 
At June 18, 2004 at 4:47 PM, Blogger MathImp said...

Kojack Sack, Just Derek,
Comes Early and Toxic waste
these hsahsers were there

But that was not all,
Kodak Moment, just in time
Got to the acme

Math Imp and Schporto
There real hash names will not fit
in the Haiku form

--Math Imp

 
At June 18, 2004 at 6:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Revised cus I'm a moron

Mud and sludge galore
stinging nettle a plenty
Is that spandox there


Toxic Waste

 
At June 18, 2004 at 6:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

your haiku write up
did totally suck big balls
and the big black dog

a few hashers were
not mentioned in the write up
let's fix the problem

vaseline alley
also did attend because
he is the r.a.

also there was it
no not it but named for his
close relationship

we forgot to say
that a newly named hasher
was turkey baster


on on
va

 
At June 18, 2004 at 6:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You and Josh fail to diverge from the stated subject material in your last
sentence as Spandox has prescribed.
--Butthead

 
At June 18, 2004 at 6:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mud and sludge galore
stinging nettle a plenty
George blows donkey cocks

Toxic

 
At June 18, 2004 at 6:50 PM, Blogger MathImp said...

pptttthp (the sound of watter being spit on the computer because of
laughing while drinking. Also 1/17 of a haiku)

George, he did complain
But not in Haiku form, no.
George blows donkey cocks

 
At June 18, 2004 at 7:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

These write ups do suck
Not as much as haiku does.
Rasputin was big.

-K. Moment

 
At June 26, 2004 at 7:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shrubbery over
Leading us through the arbor
Spirits wine down down


-- Turkey Baster

 
At June 26, 2004 at 11:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

docile as cub scouts
no flour, follow the hare
water cools the burn

--Kojack Sack

 

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