Blue Hen Hash House Harriers

Jan 1st, hangover appreciation trail

2012-01-01T12:01:00.001-05:00

What: the annual blue hen hangover appreciation trail
Where: John downes elementary
When: 3pm jan 1 2012
$$: 5
Hare: smells like teen spirit

Thanksgiving weekend hashes

2011-11-23T07:50:00.002-05:00

HHHH have a hash on Sat
and BHHHH will have a hash on Sunday

more details TBA.. below...

Meet me at James Street Tavern on Sunday November 27th at 2:00 pm.

2 S James Street
(Corner of James and Market Street)
Newport De 19804
Tel: 302-998-6903

Park at the empty lot across the street from the bar.

Yes, I lied. It is not in Newark after all. I hope you guys travel.

On On
Port A Ho

Blue Hen H3 19th Anniversary Hash (Holy Sh*t we're getting old!)

2011-10-13T07:26:00.001-04:00

What: Blue Hen H3 19th Anniversary Hash (Holy Sh*t we're getting old!)
When: Saturday, Oct. 22
Run Start: 3 pm SHT (hares away)
Hares: Fuk Stik and Merry F'n Poppins
Child Friendly: It's a Blue Hen hash set by Fuk Stik...what do you think? (Yes if you wanna carry 'em every now and again)
Dog Friendly: See above under Child Friendly.
Hash Cash: $5

We'll start from:
Thurston's Pub
Fox Run Shopping Center
32 Fox Hunt Drive
Bear, DE 19701
Phone: 302.836.5066
http://www.thurstonspub.com/index.html

Saturday’s Blue Hen Hash

2011-09-07T20:14:00.000-04:00

Saturday’s Blue Hen Hash

2:30 start time with Hare's away by 3pm
Hares will be Cums & Runs and Veggie Tail.
Bring a dry bag just in case
Not to mention that we may be bringing southern weather up with us (Hurricane Katia)
Start Location: Back part of the Blue Hen Bowling Lanes behind the Newark Shopping Center Here's a map if anyone needs it:
http://tinyurl.com/BlueHenBowling
Thanks!
See ya Saturday.... My cell is phone is 803.743.XXXX,
so if you see any South Carolina 803 calls on your phone - that's probably me ...

Reminder: Blue Hen Hash X

2011-08-20T08:44:00.001-04:00

What: Blue Hen Hash X (where X is greater than 1 and less that infinity)
Where: People's Plaza under the Water Tower.
When: Saturday 8/20/2011 2pm (HST).
Why: Cuz when was the last time you hashed with the Blue Henners.
Hash Cash: Std $5
Who: Hare is THFKAS
Dog Friendly: Maaaayyyybeeee.
Kid Friendly: Weeeelll. Depends on the kid.

next BH4 hash: Aug 20

2011-08-11T10:05:00.001-04:00

August 20th. Details to follow after judicious scouting this weekend. Meaning two things.
1. You have enough time to figure out an appropriate excuse not to be there.
2. There will be actual shiggy.
3. Mouring and I will be kidless that weekend.
-thfkas
(who is _still_ learning to count)

Hash: 7/2/2011 6 pm

2011-06-29T22:35:00.001-04:00

Just got word that there will be a hash

This Saturday July the 2nd, 6pm

At, Mojo Main, Newark

Hared by Skidmarks

Costing the usual 5 bucks.

Mark your calendar => Blue Hen H3 19th Anniversary

2011-05-04T23:42:00.000-04:00

Barring any unforeseen circumstances, the Blue Hen H3 19th Anniversary Hash will be held on Saturday, October 22nd at 3 pm.

It has come to my attention that there will also be an event called "Run For Your Lives" held in Northeastern Maryland on that day. It's a 5k race/obstacle course with the goal of...avoiding zombies! Check it: http://www.runforyourlives.com/

The BH4 run start of 3 pm should make it possible to do both the hash and an early or midday heat of Run For Your Lives race.

So...when is the May hash?

ON ON!
Fuk Stik
GM Emeritus, Blue Hen H3

BH4 AGM update: this sunday Apr 16 3pm

2011-04-13T18:49:00.001-04:00

What: Blue Hen AGM #X (Counting is for those who remember)
When: Saturday April 16, 3pm
Where: Mojo on Main
Why: Many years ago Axle did something dumb and the Blue Hen Hash went on the piss again.
Hare: Fuk Stick
Hash Cash: $5
Dry Bag: Stick is haring - your guess is as good as mine

May the drink be with you!
-thfkas

BH4 AGM Apr 16

2011-03-23T18:48:00.001-04:00

Mark your calendars.... April 16th at 3pm
More details to come. Yes Fuk Stick is setting.
--
-thfkas

Feb 19th hash run

2011-02-18T23:55:00.000-05:00

Who: BLUE HEN HASH - Hash Harlot

When: February 19th 2011. At 3:00 PM

Where: park cars in lower lot of Peddlers Village home of Christiana Pub address: 10 W Main St, Newark, DE 19702

Why: My Plans changed and I can't get my beer fix out camping with the kids this weekend, and the ground should be thawed..... nice and soggy and the creeks warming up. Ripe for hashing

E'irections:from points North (wilmington, Philly,NJ) get to 95 south and follow directions below,

* Take exit #3/ DOVER/ NEWARK onto CHRISTIANARD(SR-273 W) toward NEWARK - go 0.6 mi
* Make a U-Turn at S HARMONY RD onto CHRISTIANARD(SR-273 E) - go 0.9 mi (don't know why their is a u turn Must be a hash thing just take 273 E exit if open??)
* Turn Left on W MAIN ST - go < 0.1 mi ( intersection of 273 & old baltimore pike, head tward the mall-Left)
* Continue on BROWNS LN - go 0.1 mi (intersection with fire Hall)
* Turn Right on W MAIN ST - go 0.3 mi
* Arrive at 10 W MAIN ST, NEWARK, on the Right

From Newark-(UD area) take 273 east to intersection of 273 & old baltimore pike and go Left headed up to the mall at the first light go Left peddlers village is imedetaly on your Left.

if your total confused by now as am I just map quest it. you might have better luck.

Hash Cash: $5

What else:????? kids..egh,, may need to be carried through at some points, strollers would be great entertainment for all to watch........and not sure if kids can get into the on after so your choice.
Dry Bag may be a good idea Get lost give a call. not sure how much help i can be but will try.

NYE hash

2010-12-30T18:57:00.000-05:00

What: He needed the Money's hangover appreciation hash.
When 1/01/11 11:30
Where: 111 Kelles rd Newark. Park at Kells park @ 2 blocks down.
Cost: FREE But be prepared to chip in for pizza afterwords.

Blue Hen H3 18th Anniversary Run

2010-09-19T07:55:00.001-04:00

Please be advised that the Blue Hen H3 18th Anniversary Run will take place on Saturday, October 9th at 3:30 pm.

What: 18th Anniversary Hash of the Blue Hen Hash House Harriers
Date: Saturday, October 9th, 2010
Time: 3:30 pm
Where: Elwood L. Crossan Park, 160 Parsons Rd, Landenberg, PA 19350
Hares: Fuk Stik, Pelvis Chestley, Hung Like This, and Rumble Strip
Hash Cash: $5
Dog Friendly: Probably
Child Friendly: You Know what to expect....you decide!
ON After (aka Apres, aka ON ON ON):

Details:
Basically, just show up and run a good, shiggalicious hash trail. No frills, no fuss...just drink and run and drink: lather, rinse, repeat.

Religion and snacks will occur post-run. On After is likely somewhere in Newark, DE perhaps at the site of the old east end cafe (Mojo?).

Oh, and there's a winery around the corner if you're feeling like you wanna pre-lube: http://www.paradocx.com/.

Sat Aug 28th

2010-08-18T19:22:00.001-04:00

Dirty Wet Pussy
AKA Blue Hen - Hash Harlot will be setting trail Saturday August 28th, some where in the Newark area. most likely starting at 3:00PM More information to cum soon.
Start putting together that dry bag, and save the date.

ON-ON
_______________________________________________

UPDATE: trail start 3pm
Lumbrook park at the end of cleavland Ave
near intersection with kirkwood highway
(by Windy Hills)
look for tennis courts

Next Blue Hen Hash details: 7/31

2010-07-26T21:46:00.000-04:00

What? Blue Hen Hash #7 (of 2010)

When? Saturday, July 31st 2010 AD, 7pm HST

Where? The Deer Park Tavern, Main Street, Newark, De, 19711
If lost call 555-5575 and learn how to use google maps and a GPS.

Who? Lost Penis, MFP, and a possible mystery hare.

Why? Because BH4 will be just hours away from missing its July deadline, and in honor of Lost Penis’s 15th phony birthday.

Hash Cash? None! Pay as you go, for we may be stopping at a bar or two or three.

Sorry! Not dog friendly or kid friendly. No need to bring running clothes. But you may want to keep those stiletto heels at home and put on some walking shoes. Because this isn’t a freaking pub-crawl! Its just a hash that may strongly resemble a pub crawl

Next Blue Hen Hash: July 2010

2010-07-19T07:38:00.001-04:00

For those of you who need a few weeks to get your excuses, Ahem!, I mean arrangements in order, the next BH4 hash is tentatively scheduled for the evening of Saturday, July 31st, and will most likely involve more drinking than running.

Further details hopefully to follow.........................

MFP

Hash write up from MFP

2010-07-14T07:28:00.001-04:00

So we had our 6th hash of the year, Saturday June the 26th, 2010 AD. The slobbering pack met up at the parking lot of Stateline liquors on a rather warm Saturday afternoon.

Hashers Present: Title 18, Toxic Waste, Mary Fucking Poppins, Quato, Squats on Request, Turkey Bayster, Cause for Blindness, Flounder, Just Brian and many, many others.

Thfkas was the hare for this merry long ass trail. We get pointed in the direction of the first mark and off we go in the direction of the De state line.

On! On!
We run through an apartment complex ground, then to a very large pond. Hashers decide to go around rather than across. The virgin, just Brian, seems to be the only one interested in running on this trail, eventually he loses that along with his cherry. Then, Oooo! great, we get our first of two am track track crossings. And, then into the woods and a swamp. We find a snake, that lucky for us just ate something.

On! On!
Trail goes through a creek. Title 18 wants to keep his long pants dry for as long as possible and attempts to parallel us on the high and dry shore.

On! On!
Trail goes out onto Otts Chapel Road, and then into another apartment complex, where we find the first BN right in front of Turkey Bayster’s pad, and there is Turkey Bayster with a case of cold Rolling Rocks. We enjoy out brews out back in the shade, waiting for the summer breeze to pick up. But it didn’t.

On! On!
We are back on trail again through the muck and woods and creek again somewhere on the DE/MD state line. We come down to the end of West Chestnut Hill Rd, I had never been to the end of West Chestnut Hill Road, to me it was kind of like a mythical place, like the end of the Rainbow, but with Thfkas backpack full of booze at the end instead of a pot of gold. We enjoy passing around a Thermos full of Thfkas homemade Mojito, a definite improvement over his usual mix of Gin and Gatorade. We also enjoy a few beers while Title 18 tells us of his great adventures in Lost Vegas, and while Cause for Blindness tells some story about combining the two names of two hashers at the Ben Franklin Mob, that turned in to some joke that I still don’t get, that wasted a few bytes on the BH4 e-mail list last week.

On! On!
We finish our drinks a go back into the woods, and then back across the amtrack tracks. Our hare assured us this was safe, for earlier that week, he sat by the tracks with a stop watch, and claimed you had at least 30 seconds between hearing the train and getting run over by the train. But good that he said this trail wouldn’t be dog or kid friendly.

On! On!
Trail goes along side of the huge food packaging plant off Elkton Rd and into some more woods for a second, where we find the “On In” sign. And there be a canvas bag full of Lager and Light hidden under some plywood.

The pack straggles in. MFP steps in for the absent Pelvis Chestly and does the RA duties, forgetting half the words to all the songs that he starts singing. Awards and penalties are dished out. Just Brian drinks for being a virgin. MFP drinks for being first in. Title 18, Quato, and Squats on Request drink for Hashus Interruptus, Cause for Blindness and Flounder drink for being visitors, and a bunch of other people drink for a bunch of other reasons.

After circle we head back to Thfkas pad and enjoy a BBQ on his back patio, and a shitty good time is had.

Stay tuned for the next Blue Hen hash hopefully hared by somebody, hopefully before the end of this month.

On! On!
MFP

Hash on the 26th of Jun

2010-06-18T07:43:00.003-04:00

Yep a Saturday hash.
I'm working on details should have them this weekend.

--the Hasher Formerly known as Schporto

and here are the details:

What: Blue Hen Hash release version 2010.6
When: Sat 6/26, 2pm (ish)
Where: State Line Liqours - what you don't know where that is? What the hell is wrong with you?
Who: THFKASchporto
Hash Cash: $5
Why: mmm Beer.
Kid Friendly: Probably not, definitely not stroller friendly
Dog Friendly: See kid friendly
Dry Bags: Probably not, but dry shoes would be good.
Anti-tick, and poison ivy block would be good.
-thfkas

Saturday, May the 22nd

2010-05-21T21:59:00.001-04:00

WHAT? Blue Hen Hash #5 (of 2010), The Tri-State Hash.

WHEN? Saturday, May the 22nd, 3:pm, HST

WHERE? The Wedge Bar, 1215 New London Rd, Landenberg, PA 19350. Directions From Newark: Drive to the end of Main Street, take at the Deer Park on New London Rd, go for a few miles, crossing into PA, look for a barn like structure on the left, that is the bar.

WHO? Devil Woman and MFP

Hash Cash? Uh, Five bucks.

WHY? Come hash in three states, De, Pa, and MD, in one day on one hash!

AGM reminder

2010-03-31T19:55:00.001-04:00

What: Blue Hen Hash AGM
Hare: FukStick, HungLikeThis, PelvisChestley
Where: Rackers - 1232 Capitol Trail, Newark, DE 19711-3924
Why: It's Easter and FukStick is bringing Jesus back to us
When: 4/4 3pm - yes a late start. Gives you an extra hour to find those eggs, or affi-komen
How Much: $5 (but I'm guessing that pre-beer is on your own)

Yeah this is our AGM - visitors welcome to come and get erected to positions

-thfkas

BH4 hash 3/21 2 pm

2010-03-19T18:34:00.001-04:00

What: BH4 Hash
When: 3/21 2pm
Where: Delaware Unemployment Office on 896 (http://maps.google.com/maps?ie=UTF8&q=225+Corporate+Blvd.,+Suite+108%0ANewark,+DE+19702&fb=1&gl=us&ei=CpKhS4mECqOkM-qVzPgH&ved=0CBMQpQY&hl=en&view=map&geocode=FYB-XAId8DN8-w&split=0&hq=&hnear=225+Corporate+Blvd+%23108,+Newark,+New+Castle,+Delaware+19702&ll=39.61716,-75.746312&spn=0.008083,0.017617&z=16&iwloc=A)
By the way - TItle 18, that is encouragement for you to visit....
Why: Beer and fun and stuff
How Much: $5, new boots free
Not really gonna be kid friendly. Well not stroller.
-thfkas

up-cuming hashes

2010-03-16T21:06:00.001-04:00

Hash this Sunday 2pm. Details to follow.
-thfkas

The Blue Hen H3 AGM will be held on April 4th, starting at 3 pm.

Hares: Fuk Stik, Pelvis Chestley, Hung Like This (& possibly others)
Location to be determined. Save the date.

ON ON!
Fuk Stik
GM Emeritus, Blue Hen H3
General Bastard, Pittsburgh H3

Hash write up

2010-03-14T23:33:00.001-04:00

So H4 had a hash Sunday February 28 because MFP (aka yoho ono Andy) felt
compelled from duty and perspiration to set a trail, and because soon it
would be March, and that would be too late for a February trail, even by
Blue Hen standards, if not the standards of little boy blue.
Present were some hashers, like HAFKAS, Toxic Waste, Devil Woman, Crash
Test Dummy, Butthead, a stop in mid trail by Early Boy Krieger (aka
Comes Early) and follow up appearances by his lovely bride Plunge and
Puke and their spawn, The Brazilian dance queen Portaho who acted as
hash flash but is thought to have deleted her pictures (or was she
missing and deleted some pictures at some following hash like the recent
Bumbybirthdayhash....or was it both sets of pics....hmmmm), the RA
Skidmarks, a late arrival by Lick N Stick, Amber Alert, and various
other people who names may come to me as I relay events that may or may
not have transpired. Perhaps Glownads or the big sis DWP, sheesh, I
can’t really be sure (where are those pics?).
The pack having decided to hash arrived at the Nottingham Green pool
across from Dung Ho’s house in the wonderful Delaware subdivision of
none other than Nottingham Green. The snow pack having modestly
retreated, much of the parking lot was accessible, though some
apparently had problems. In any case, the hare gave us directions and
set us off. We explored the area around the pool, and headed off in
the general direction of route 273, aka West Main Street. At some point
we met some cops coming from an imagined domestic dispute, or so I
imagined, who took some meandering interest in our trapsing through the
streets but failed to intervene when faced with our constant jaywalking.
We proceeded to wind through the neighborhood until we arrived at the
first beer stop at EB and Plunge and Puke’s (Cherry Bone Her) house,
where some of us entered to pee, and others merely consumed some malted
beverages in the great outdoors. CE then joined us for the remainder of
the hash, which commenced back up his cul-de-sac and out to Barksdale
road, over the Apple Street bridge, and by hug and shrug, on to the the
Village Green Town Court, where we trespassed into the former appts.
That now serve as rude a mentally dorms, or so the RA’s (resident
advisors) inspection notice indicated, where apparently the abominable
hash hare is allowed to remain in the presence of the resident students,
and we consumed beer in said hare’s appt/dorm. Alas, soon BH was
complaining about the lack of food, and others wanted to exit in order
to clean their toe nails, so the hash recommenced towards the back of
Cavern Green, past the train tracks, and across Barksdale. There there
was some confusion as to trail, as many hashers, familiar with the
scene, figured a left turn was in order in order to visit little boy
blew, but instead a right turn was in order and soon we were back on
Fisk Drive and progressing on up to the aforementioned pool. At that
point, we found Dung Ho and daughter, and Dung joined us for a bit of
civility and nashing, and we entered MFP’s parents house as they were in
some EU country and the premises needed to be occupied, where we circled
in the basement. Everyone consumed for nearly every reason, but alas
pizza came and the circle was broken, so up we went and consumed copious
amounts pizza, salad, bedeviled eggs, fried potato crisps, and perhaps
some other goodies until we could eat no more, and fancifully there was
pizza remaining.

And that’s the way It was. Good night and Good Luck.

BH

Feb 28th hash

2010-02-25T07:09:00.000-05:00

What? Blue Hen Hash #2 (of 2010)

When? Sunday, 3pm (Not 2), Febuary 28th, 2010 AD

Where? Parking Lot of Nottingham Green Swim Club on the corners of
Radcliffe Drive and Fiske Lane, Newark DE, 19711. (In case there ends
up being another 8 feet of snow dumped on us between now and then, the
said parking lot probably won't be plowed so try parking somewhere in
the nearby area)

Who? MFP

Why? Because football season is over, the Olympics will probably be
over, and its the end of the month already and no one else was dumb
enough to volunteer to hare trail yet.

Hash Cash? 5 big ones. For this you will get beer, some type of food,
and, if the usual crowd shows up, plenty of debauchery.

As far as I can decide;

Dogs, kids and annoying foreign co-workers who like to complain about
the weather are okay to bring along. But don't expect this hare to
provide baby food, a mussel, or the New Revised Standard edition of
the Holy Bible.

Hash write up: New Year's

2010-01-13T08:01:00.001-05:00

So we had a hash, January the 1st, 2010 AD. Which was part of the Joint Blue Hen Hockessin, 4 hashes for New Years extended weekend.

The slobbering pack met up at the parking lot of John R. Downes Elementary School at about 2:00pm, HST.

Hashers I remember being present:

Toxic Waste, Troma Queen, Just Silver, Devil Woman, Bad Lay, Juicy Fruity Backside Booty, Mathematical Impossibility, I’ll Forget Your Name in the Morning, Up the Rear, Roadkill, Fart Conner, Amber Alert, Just Elissa, Mary Fucking Poppins, Fish Dick, Skidmarks, Sand in Strange Places, Portaho, Pedalfile, He needed the Money (Who was able to get out of bed this time for the annual hash in his honor), and many, many others.

Thfkas, and or Just Erin, and or I’ll Respect you in the Mouring were da hares.

At around 2:17 real time the direction of the first mark was pointed out, and

On! On!
We were on our way. There was a Turkey and an Eagle trail, the difference being one was a few blocks away from the beer stop and one was a few muddy yards away from it.

On! On!
We ran down to the Downes Elementary playground. And jumped through some hoops and some slides, literarily. Side Note (On any BH4 trail, a hare must make the trail go through any playground equipment if it happens to be going by there).

On! On!
We went down to the woods, where we hit a check at the Christiana creek. Every FRB assumed it would go across the bridge, which goes across the creek, but it didn’t and thus the DFL’s were able to catch up to the front.

On! On!
True trail went down the former dirt bike path/ obstacle course for dirt bikes, that you would know about, if you happened to be unfortunate enough to have lived in this part of Newark that long to know what I was talking about.

On! On!
We followed the muddy path out to Rahway Park, where we encountered a BN. We passed around two bottles of Andre’ Brut (Peach Flavored) and managed to be on our way before the cops were called.

On! On!
Turkey trail went back to the obvious On! In! but most of us followed the Eagle Trail.

On! On!
Trail went across the creek, but those of us who were too pansy (or had too much sense) to cross the creek. Tried, in this case, a long cut. RoadKill ran down the path on the other side, knowing there was a bridge there to get him back, and knowing we were too slow for him too lose us.

Up the Rear, Juicy Fruity Backside Booty, and Mary Fucking Poppins crossed over the creek on a log, in spite of the fact that Thfkas and Skidmarks were chanting loudly for us to fall in about 4 feet of freezing cold, algey filled creek water.

On! On!
We ran down the good Ole’ and very muddy Mason Dixon trail. Up the Rear had a spectacular hash crash, and almost fell into the creek again.

On! On!
The trail went out onto Barksdale road, and into the Cherry Hill neighbor hood, where He Needed the Money happens to live. At some point, I heard, Just Elissa fell or slipped on the sidewalk and gave us some inspiration for her naming which happened at circle.

On! On!
As you probably figured the On! In! was at He Needed the Money’s place, which it is every year except for last year that is.

We circled up; awards and penalties were dished out.

We had two namings:

Just Elissa got named “Slides in Easy But Can’t Pull Out” in reference to slipping on the sidewalk at some point and in honor of the ridiculously long names that BH4 is famous for giving people.

Just Erin got named “She who will not be named” in honor of Harry Potter or something or maybe in honor of her parents are hoping she won’t take this activity up when she gets older.

So then we enjoyed some Pat’s Pizza and some chili and other left over snacks from the New Years Eve party from the night before and of course many more beers. Pedal File and Portaho showed up sometime soon after trail was done. Some people took to the hot tub, but we forgot to do the annual birthday card.

All in all it was another shitty trail.

Stay Tuned for the Next Blue Hen Hash Some time before the End of February We Hope!

On! On!

MFP

New Years weekend hashes

2009-12-28T09:45:00.000-05:00

Hash #800 New Years Weekend of Hashing 2009-2010
New Year's Weekend 2009-2010
http://pages.prodigy.net/write_angle/H4frame.html

Hockessin Hash House Harriers and the Blue Hen Hash have joined forces to bring you
4 consecutive days of trail to usher in the New Year, and to kick off
the celebration of Hockessin's 800th run!

#1 When: (Thursday) December 31st New Years Eve Hash
Who: Hockessin & Blue Hen
Loc: TBA
Time: TBA (I would recommend a flash light)
Hash Cash: TBA - most likely $5

#2 When: (Friday) January 1st, Blue Hen's "He Needed the Money's Hangover Appreciation Hash" New Years Day
Who: Blue Hen
Loc: TBA
Time: TBA
Hash Cash: TBA - most likely $5

#3 When: (Saturday) January 2nd Hockessin 800th Run
Please see Rego form for details
Who: Hockessin
Loc: TBA
Time: 3:00PM - ???
Hash Cash: $30 (received by Nov 30th, $40 Received by Dec 30, $45, received at event)

#4 When: (Sunday) January 3rd I survived!!! Hang over Hash
Who: Hockessin & Blue Hen
Loc: TBA
Time : TBA
Hash Cash: TBA - most likely $5

check for more info: http://pages.prodigy.net/write_angle/H4frame.html

AGM? 4/4??

2009-10-28T22:51:00.001-04:00

Stay tuned to see if we keep this date =)

All,

I would like to propose that the Blue Hen H3 AGM be held on Sunday,
April 4th, 2010. I am volunteering to hare (along with Pelvis Chestley
and Hung Like This).

This is two weeks before Boston's Marathon weekend and the weekend
before Texas Interhash.

What say you?

ON ON!
Fuk Stik
Pittsburgh H3
GM Emeritus, Blue Hen H3

2009-10-19T18:16:00.001-04:00

Come join the Blue Hen Hash as we celebrate 17 years of water crossings,
falling down, puking on fences, getting chased by the cops, entirely
too long trails, He Needed the Money's hot tub, and the consumption of
one case of beer per hasher per hash.

We will be gathering at "The Cube" - an 80s themed restaurant (feel free
to join into the spirit of that) - and hashing from there at ~2 pm Hash
Standard Time (HST).

What: 17th Anniversary Hash
When: Saturday, October 24th, 2 pm HST
Where: The Cube Restaurant, 16 Marrows Rd, Newark, DE 19713
Hash Cash: $5 gets you beer and snacks, dinner is on you
Hares: Fuk Stik, Pelvis Chestley, Hung Like This & Just Mojo
Dog Friendly: Trail, yes, although not at the Apres
Kid Friendly: I don't think that Title 18 will be there, so yes.

Directions to the Cube: http://cuberestaurant.com/directions.html

Lost? Call Fuk Stik (571-218-2412) or Pelvis (724-747-6688).

ON ON!
Fuk Stik
GM Emeritus, Blue Hen H3

We are also on Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=156337961661

ON ON!
Fuk Stik

hash, 10/11

2009-10-04T23:11:00.001-04:00

What: Blue Hens H3 - The Elvis Lives Hash
When: Sunday, October 11, 2pm hash time
Where: 3 Wayne Drive, Wilmington, DE 19809, just 20 minutes from Newark and
Philly Airport

This is a dog-friendly, child-friendly, bike-friendly hash - and you can
just hang around and wait if you don't want to run or walk.
If you are heading north from Newark or Wilmington, take the Marsh Rd exit
#9 off I95, and follow the signs to Bellevue State Park. This means you turn
left at the end of the exit ramp onto Carr Road, then through the Marsh
Rd/Carr Rd light, continuing on Carr Rd north for 0.9 miles, past the
Bellevue SP main entrance on the right, past two corporate center driveways
also on your right, to first proper road on the right. This is Wayne Drive
- park as near as you legally can to the first house on the left - 3 Wayne
Drive.
>From anywhere north of the DE/PA border, take I95 South to the PA/DE state
line, then keep on I95 (not I495 please!) for a couple of miles until the
first exit, #9, marked Marsh Rd, Rte 3. At the end of the ramp, turn left
(South) at the light on Marsh Rd, go under I95, and immediately turn left
again at the next light onto Carr Rd (also marked for I95 North, but keep
straight on by following the State Park signs, otherwise you’ll be heading
back to Philly on I95). Drive 0.9 miles, past the State Park entrance and
two corporate centers, all on your right, until you come to the first road
on the right – Wayne Dr. Park as indicated above.

Lost, late or have questions, call Bitchard

possible hash 10/11, stay tunned

2009-10-01T07:23:00.002-04:00

If you want a hash 2pm, Sunday October 11, I'll hare it. Start will be somewhere in North Wilmington, details later. Let me know though!
On On,
Bitchard.

hash write up

2009-10-01T07:23:00.001-04:00

So we had a hash, Saturday September the 26th, which was number 8 for us of 2009, I believe……

The slobbering pack met up at a quite Barksdale Professional center, on a quite and cloudy Saturday afternoon.

Hashers Present:
Thfkas, Beardless Clam, Troma Queen, Mary Fucking Poppins, Bitchard, I’ll Respect You in the Mouring, Just Erin, Just Silver, and many, many others.

Toxic Waste was the hare, and decided to make it a hobo themed hash, in honor of the great CSX train tracks that most of the trail was on, and in honor of the piss-warm, bad quality, but effective, booze that he served to us.

About 2:00 HST the pack decided to part, figuring nobody else would show since there were 3 much bigger, but certainly better, hashes going on in the quad state area.

On! On!
The hare drew the arrow pointing to the back of the parking lot and into some shiggy. And, down! down! down!, the steepest and most treacherous hill in the world we went, or at least it seemed by how long it took some hashers to get down it. And at the bottom of the hill, the FWB’s notice an arrow pointing to the train tracks.

On! On!
For a little while we go, until we find another arrow, pointing in the same direction we had been going on.

On! On!
Ditto#??!!

On! On!
We find not a BN, but a DN, and so we wait for the hare to catch up to us with the drink. And quite a drink it was, Toxic Waste may have just gotten back from hanging out with Doctor Who, because if his claims are correct, he managed to dump a 1.5 liter bottle of Vodka, into a 1 liter bottle of lemonade. And it sure tasted like it. So we enjoyed the initiation into our intoxication briefly because we had much more trail to go, and

On! On!
What a surprise, we find another arrow… going in the same direction we had been going, and then another one. We cross over the bridge at Casho Mill Rd, but unbelievably, a train did not come rumbling down, or any other time during this hash. We look behind us and see a late arriving Bitchard, dashing to catch with us, and the only one who had thus far a need to actually run on this trail. Toxic Waste served him a double of that toxic waste he was packing in his back pack, and

On! On!
We find a BN, this time, and the beer is there, sitting next to a makeshift grave site of somebody’s pe t, I guess, I hope. We enjoyed piss warm Beast Lite, on this not piss warm day and we are back on our way.

On! On!
We finally find an arrow pointing in a different direction and off the tracks, down a hill, and back into some shiggy. The FWB’s at this point, BC and MFP, find a falsly marked trail without a false or a check for that matter

On! On!
We at some point hook up with BH4’s most commonly used resource, the good Ole’ Mason Dixon trail, and find another beer stop. Several hashers discuss haring trails in the near future that they’ll probably forget to do. Just Silver and Just Erin enjoyed Capri Suns and stomping down vegetation.

On! On!
We come out to barksdale Rd, and then take right into the Country Hills development. For a brief time, Bitchard, BC, and MFP, decide to run, and run past the marks going to the obvious point B. But still end up back near the front anyway. The trail ends at Toxic Waste’s pad. We circle up eventually….
And enjoyed pizza and salad and more Beast Lite, and some popcorn I think, but I don’t think that was for us. I’ll Respect You in the Mourning arrived later on. And Fuckstik and Pelvis Chestly were present via the speaker phone.

All in all it was another shitty trail, and damn how uneventful. A hobo hash with no train going by and no police chasing us, and no one getting charged for endangerment of a child?!!!

Oh well, you can’t get it right every time.

Stay tuned for the next possible Blue Hen Hash possibly two weeks from now possibly being hared by Bitchard.

On! On!

MFP

*Quad State Area: Where Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey, kind of, sort of, almost come together. This is, not to be confused with the Tri-State Area of Pennsylvania,20New Jersey and Delaware, or the DelMaVA peninsula/ Chesapeake Bay state area of Delaware, Maryland, Virginia and Washington DC.

write up, 2 hashes in the past

2009-08-20T18:36:00.000-04:00

And so the pack gathered at the school near Tom’s for a trail hared by
MFP. HFKAS, Toxic Waste, Devil Woman, Crash Test Dummy, visitor Amber
Alert, Forgot your name in the Morning, a special guest appearance by
Welcome to my Birthday Suit and two friends of hers, Wick Wacker, Dirty
Wet P*ssy, Bearded Clam, Tee-Bagger, Hanna Job, GM Turkey Baster, his
friend Ranee (well shielded from the sun, though not the heat), some
other now nameless virgins, today’s scribe Butthead (bad lay), and
perhaps some other folks. Hmmm, was GIA there?
Well, we drank a bit, shopped for haberdashery, and caught up with
WTMBS, now a rarely attending Lehigh Valley hasher who was travelling
back from Richmond, and heading to Zoo Jersey for a concert en route
back to Richmond, so she could then head home to the Allentown area.
My, what a confused route she follows, which brings us to our trail.
The Lehigh valley hashers departed, lest they miss their concert, and
the pack departed, lest they miss trail. ON On. And it seems there
were marks. After strange yelps by Butthead, and trail diversions, we
progressed north along the Christina River headwaters, roughly following
the Mason Dixon trail.
Ahh, heat and heat, and sunshine, and a wee bit of shiggy and shade as
we left trail and progressed through Fairfield to the Beer at Fairfield
park. From there we migrated to another beer near by George M. Wilson
park, celebrated civil rights activist (best I recall, as Newark has no
info on their site for either the facility or the GMW park). There HJ
enjoyed a smoke, attempting to re-corrupt our hare and TB, whose
frequent cough has little to do with the disease for which she is
named, and several beers, as we mooned the construction crew working at
the new apartments going up, and attendees the the Wilson park pool.
On On, and so we continued, somewhere, and somehow got back into the
neighborhood across the street from the school @ which we started, and
found our way to MFP’s childhood home. We gathered, ate chips, and
verified no one was home, and descended to the basement for circle,
where HFKAS made sure everyone consumed for a many mindless reasons, and
I reviewed MFP’s brothers 8th grade desk and collection of honor roll
report cards. Eeegh Gaad, I may have to barf. Crash Test Dummy nosed
around, finding beer puddles to drink from and “toys” to chew, and in an
odd twist, Turkey Baster was injected with a saline solution. Pizza was
soon reported on premises, as the driver wanted to be paid, and Tee
bagger went to the grassy knoll beside the hill, as it was too hot in
the shade of the porch, and we ate pizza and remaining chips. The hare
was most gernorous in feeding us copius amounts of pepperoni and pizza,
and beer was plentiful as well, until it ran out.
On on…Directions were given back to the cars, and various mis-directed
routes back were followed by most. And then we…..left, went home, and
slipped into bliss. Though tea-bagger begged we attend the
neighborhood top of the hill for more Yeunglings, and we resisted.
Ok, add your own details, because my mamories are sagging. On out,
Butthead/BL.

Hash TOday, Sunday the 16th

2009-08-16T08:37:00.001-04:00

What? Blue Hen Hash # 7 (of 2009)

Where? um, in the parking lot where Rape of the Locke is on Barksdale Road

When? Sunday, August 16th, 2009 AD, 2:pm HST

Who? Devil Woman with perhaps some assistance from .... Bad Lay!

Why? Because I'm supposed to hare in august, and there ain't too many (any) weekends left that I could do that!

Hash Cash: The usual, $5

Dog Friendly? Kid Friendly? should be. But, yeah, it should definitely be cheap beer drinker friendly. This is gonna be a cheap hash. The end.

From THSKADW (The hasher still known as Devil woman)

hash update: July 26th

2009-07-20T18:52:00.001-04:00

What? Blue Hen Hash # 6 (of 2009)

Where? John R. Downes Elementary School: 220 Casho Mill Rd, Newark, De 19711

When? Sunday, July 26th, 2009 AD, 2:pm HST

Who? MFP

Why? Because I should have hared this trail a few weeks ago.

Hash Cash: The usual, $5

Dog Friendly? Kid Friendly? I have no idea yet. But, yeah, it should definately be cheap beer drinker friendly.

hash write up

2009-06-30T07:28:00.001-04:00

So we had yet another hash on June the 20th, 2009 AD.

Hashers Present: ToxicWaste, Wickwacker, Skidmarks, Mary Fucking Poppins, Thfkas, Devil Woman, Butthead, Badlay, Crashtest Dummy, and many, many others. Well not really.

Since of course this was the first BH4 hash in a while to have a reasonable length of trail, was well marked, and had a good amount of space between beer stops, of course it rained, lots of people got stuck with their kids for the weekend, and we ended up with 7 people, a dog, and of course a bunch of deer ticks. But a shitty good time we had anyway.

The slobber pack met up at the park and ride on South College Avenue and route 4 on the same day of20the famous annual Blue and Gold game being played next door. But unlike the other tailgating folks in the area, we had with us a variety of hard and soft liquor provided by our new RA, Skidmarks that was left over from the hash camping weekend before, as we waited for our dear hare THFKAS to get out of the door.

We began circling up and knew we were running late when Bad Lay and Devil arrived as usual.

On! On!
The hare pointed the general direction of trail towards South College Avenue and away from Newark and off we went. We found the first mark across the street and almost in front of Bad Lay’s old pad.

On! On!
Trail we nt behind the Boston Market chicken place, but we stopped for no chicken. Then it curbed up Welsh Tract Rd where we found a check by the Belavista Condos. Bad Lay who disappeared earlier than reappeared guessed the right general direction of trail but those who followed could find no marks, because they were placed in the most obvious of places. The Hare caught up to us and the pack was back together again. Through some shiggy we went and then out to Folk Park where Skidmarks and Bad Lay ran right passed the big old BN on the picnic table without seeing it because of course it was too obvious. The rest of the pack caught up and called back the FRB’s and we enjoyed a jar of heavily pulped orange juice and gin, which is a staple of any Thfkas trail. After we passed the jar around a couple of times some hashers began to wonder what large fuzzy chunky forms in the beverage were there after we opened the jar.

On! On!
The hare pointed us towards Chestnut Hill Rd and on our mary fucking way we went. Out onto the road and into the neighborhood, by that swimming club, the trail led. It took a right at a wood path and led to a check. There was a false20straight ahead, and the way we came from was roughly to the right, so of course true trail involved crossing the raging river to the left. MFP, Devil Woman, and Bad Lay decided to skip it all, back track to a bridge and crawl through an extra amount of shiggy to get to the next beer stop in the brush across the creek. We enjoyed for the first time in awhile, Honey Brown Lager of all things. Crash Test Dummy made sure to cleanse the top of each beer can with his tongue before hand.

On! On!
We followed trail in the rain though the brush to a sewer pipe crossing that seemed more dangerous than a creek crossing so thus the pack decided to skip that.

On! On!
Out behind the Newark industrial complex we were and cutting back to the woods and another sewer pipe crossing that we all decided to take this time.

On! On!
Out onto Route 4/ Christiana Parkway, and back into the woods of Rittenhouse where we found the On! In! at an old favorite pavilion used in many Blue Hen Hashes of Yor. Thfkas ran back to his car during the 5 minutes it wasn’t raining to grab the beer and make sure this hash wouldn’t be a big bore.

We circled up with our new RA, who had to use our former RA as a crutch cause I guess he forgot to bring his pen and paper that he always uses to run circles at that other hash in the area. We did down downs out of disposable shot glasses and nobody cared because basically we were once again way more drunk than we planned on being that early in the day. Bad Thfkas! Bad!!!

So, MFP got first in. Wickwacker drank for being a visitor, nobody20drank for hashes interruptus, the three fathers of the group drank for that, several hashers bared their genatallia for all to see, and yadda, yadda, yadda, we all had to be some where else after another blue hen trail that was of course shitty.

Stay Tuned for the next Blue Hen Hash, probabally hared by MFP, probabally the second or third weekend of July.

On! On!
MFP

More on the 6/20 hash

2009-06-19T22:17:00.001-04:00

Few new details.
Kid friendly: not really, but the checks can take kids.
Dogs: probably ok
Dry Bag: might be a good idea
Oh and I hope the RA is doing his job and holding off the rain...

Oh and bug spray would be a good idea

-thfkas

hash on 6/20

2009-06-14T22:17:00.001-04:00

What: BH4 hash
Where: 896 & 4 park and ride
When: 6/20/2009 2:00pm hst (yes saturday)
Hare: thfkas
$$$: 5 as usual
Kids/dogs/etc: info to follow
-cpd

Future hashes

2009-06-01T17:52:00.000-04:00

a plan
a plan boss a plan

Future hashes:

June 21 (or maybe the 20th): Vaselline Alley
July 18: MFPoppins
Aug 23: THFKAS
Sep: OPEN
Oct: FukStick.

more details to come

Hash details: May 31st

2009-05-30T17:22:00.001-04:00

Now, with enhanced location details!
What: Hash
When: Sunday, May 31, 2:00 pm
Where: Glasgow Park, 3rd parking area. Directions below.
Who: You, me, and beer.
Why: You and beer.
How: Beer.
Hash cash: $5

Glasgow Park is at the corner of 896 and 40.

From Newark, head south on 896. Turn left onto 40. Go through one light,
then U-turn just in front of M&M Flooring (largish building on the left).
Turn right into park entrance. Park at the 3rd parking area.

To get there, drive through the first parking area at the entrance and follow the main road back and around to the left. Pass the 2nd parking area on the
left with the playsets. Park in the next lot on the left, next to the
fenced-in blacktop areas.

Turkey Baster

Hash on May 31st

2009-05-18T07:29:00.001-04:00

What: Hash
When: Sunday, May 31, 2:00 pm
Where: Don't know yet.
Who: Me.
Why: You and beer.
How: Beer.

-Turkey Baster

AGM write up

2009-04-06T20:00:00.000-04:00

So, I got really drunk on Sunday, April the 5th, 2009 AD. But, unfortunately, not drunk enough. So I still remember a little bit of the debacle that was the Blue Hen 2009 AGM.

So around April 1st or 2nd there goes out an announcement about there being a hash starting at Salem Village Square shopping center at 3pm Sunday April 5th. And for about 30-40 minutes there were 20 something people there expecting to go on a Blue Hen Hash that day. Whether or not there was a Blue Hen Hash, you, dear readers, please decide…

Hashers Present:

Title 18 Bitchard
Thfkas STD
Toxic Waste Mounts Me
Troma Queen Bad Lay
Death Wish
Devil Woman
Yeast of Burden Crash Test Dummy
Reach Around (Who got renamed that Day)
Skid Marks
Just Nina (Who got a name that day)
Vaseline Alley
Turkey Bayster Radar
Sand in Strange Places
S + M Man
Mary Fucking Poppins Cleavage to Beaver
Sister Golden Shower
Just Lauren
Beardless Clam

And a couple other people whose names I forgot. But they were all expecting a Blue Hen trail.

About 3:39pm, the Hare Fuk Stik, and another hare, Don Quixote, pull up in the VW bus, to live hare a trail. They had two other Pittsburgh Hashers, Pelvis Chestly and Don
Quixote, live haring the second half. So in this case, 4 hares equaled over 4 times the usual trail length. We give them a 10 minute start, and……..

On! On!
We find trail at Christiana High. We find a check. About an hour later, one of us, Title 18 was able to finally see the marks and found what direction we were supposed to go in.

On! On!
Trail goes about across Salem Church Rd and thru the high tension power lines, and possibly into the woods or into the neighborhood called Gender Woods, it was hard to tell because we had several back checks that completely contradicted each other. Skidmarks breaks out in front of the pack, and eventually gets to the beer stop first. –About an hour or two later. Bad Lay and Crash Test Dummy also disappear, but sniff out part of the trail and follow it backwards to the beer stop.-About 2 or 3 hours later. Radar rides around on his mountain bike and picks up trail somewhere- ditto.

On! On!
Most of the pack follows trail thru Gender Woods neighborhood, and then into the woods behind Gender Woods. The troll of Gender Woods, A Hockessin Hasher named Whickwacker, steps out into his backyard and screams, “Why are you people disturbing my woods?!!” The trail continued thru woods, thorns, and swamp, about 5 or 6 miles of it. Then we reach a clearing, and find ourselves in the middle of Todd Estates 2 and out on
Route 4.

On! On!
We go back in forth across Rt. 4 trying to make sense out of the next back check, until we find true trail that leads us to another back check. 3 or 4 hashers decide 7 miles was enough trail to have without a beer stop, wah! And so they head back to point A, where convieniently there was a bar that was open.

On! On!
Devil Woman and Yeast of Burden, find the true trail going thru Chestnut Hill Estates, and, amazingly!!, over half the pack is able to follow. Down Old Ogle Town Rd we go, under the Amtrak Bridge, across the drainage pond, under a tunnel under the Amtrak Bridge, and finally!!! A fucking beer stop. There thus ends the first part of trail with Fuk Stik and Don Quixote, and a whole lot of beer. Pelvis Chestly and Hung Like this are off haring the second half of the trail, and thus we followed.

On! On!
Trail went on White Clay Creek, behind the Avon Plant, into Harmony Industrial Park, into the neighborhood Harmony Woods, than Dartmouth Woods, then blah, blah, blah ….
I know you guys don’t care, I’ll get to the good stuff soon. Most of us met back at the shopping center and drove to Jaime AKA Food Bitch’s house for the On In.

So we circle up, penalties, awards and all that Jazz. Here’s what I remember….

Reach Around, ran around on trail the whole day with a backpack full of fruity bi
tch drinks, cause he can’t handle real beer. It was that backpack that he wore like a fanny pack, so he was thus renamed: Juicy Fruity Backside Booty.

Just Nina, revealed some type of embarrassing personal secret to somebody, and got named: Wookie Patch. Whatever that means, whatever it is, I haven’t seen it……yet.

And, of course, there were our elections. Here are the results:

Hash Cash: Re-elected for a third consecutive term, Toxic Waste!!!, Because he can count, sort of, and because nobody else wants it.

Hash Harlot: Re-elected for a second consecutive term, Beardless Clam!! Because nobody’s been a better Hash Harlot than BC, and if anybody else tried grabbing my ass like that, I would probably hit them.

Religious Advisor: Elected for the first time at Blue Hen, Skidmarks!!! Because he finally gave up the pen and paper he was using to run circles at the Hockessin Hash. And, since he’s finally about to complete his PHD at U of D and move away in a few months, he defiantly fits in at the Blue Hen Hash.

Hare Razors: There are two now. Vaseline Alley!! and Thfkas!! Because it takes more than the efforts of one to get this hash going again, and those two literally have put in a lot of time and dedication for this group.

GM: We decided we needed to choose some younger blood this time. Turkey Bayster!!!
Because the tall, dark, and apparently s
ingle one, has nothing better to do than be the GM of Blue Hen.

Hash Trash: While I was not elected hash trash, nobody else was either, and therefore there’s nothing any of you can do to stop me, except remember to write it before I do. So, Ha!! Your still stuck with the loud-mouthed Mary Fucking Poppins!!!

And what else happened? Um, Toxic Waste drank a whole bottle of Gold Schlager Peppermint Snapps and once again lived up to his name. Skidmarks had his underoos ripped to shreds by several hashers, and I unfortunately got a glimpse of his bare white ass. A couple of other people got semi naked and re-enacted a gangbang on Pelvis Chestly. All of this, in Food Bitch’s backyard, and, in plain sight of two ten year old girls who were playing in a tree house next door. Some of us met up later at the good Ole’ East End Café, where we partied on some more, and then from there to Fuk Stik’s hotel room, at the Super 8 Motel where we partied on some more. What can I say? Some people needed to take Monday off from work.

All in All it was another shitty, but very memorable, freaking trail!!!!!!

Stay Tuned for the Next Blue Hen Hash hopefully sometime in the next month or two.

On ! On!

MFP

AGM hash 4/5!!!!!!!!!

2009-03-31T21:05:00.001-04:00

Alright, 3 pm it is.

What: Blue Hen Hash House Harriers AGM
Hare: Fuk Stik (GM Emeritus) and his merry band of Pittsburgh Hashers
Where: Salem Village Square, Newark, DE 19713
When: Sunday, April 5th, 2009
Time: 3 pm
Directions: Mapquest or gmap to 22 Salem Village Square, Newark, DE 19713
Hash Cash: $5
Dog Friendly: Yes
Baby Friendly: Have you met us???

Details:
Come to the Blue Hen H3 AGM run, held in NewArk, DE. Expect running, drinking, singing, more drinking, more singing, some staggering, and your usual Blue Hen madness. Plus, the added bonus of a full Pittsburgh H3 assault crew, brining beer and singing songs. It'll be worth your while.

St patty's hash

2009-03-11T20:40:00.001-04:00

For those of you who don't wait a week to open this e-mail up;

What?!! The Blue Hen St. Patty's Day Hash

Who? Toxic Waste and MFP

Where? Norma B. Handloff Park (formerly Barksdale Park) on Barkstale Rd. near crossing with Casho Mill Rd. Newark, De 19711

When? Saturday March 14th, 2009 AD, 2pm HST

Why? Because there's supposed to be a BH4 St. Patty's day hash every year.

There will be food, trail, and more than one beer stop.

Hash Cash? $5 for "our people" $10 bucks for visitors. In this case to qualify as "our people" you either A) First started hashing with us B) Hold an office at this hash or C) Have hared a trail for us recently. - So you're in, Bitchard!

AGM??!!! Yes, AGM in April

2009-02-22T19:53:00.003-05:00

The 5th it is!

The Blue Hen AGM will officially be held on April 5th at 2 pm.

Location to be announced.

Hared by the one and only, Fuk Stick
(let us know if you need crash space)

ONON

Hangover Hash write up

2009-01-03T09:24:00.001-05:00

So we had a hash, yet again, on Thursday the 1st of January 2009.

Hashers Present:

Troma Queen Mounts Me
Just Silver Just Mark
Ichy and Scratchy Pedalfile
Hung Like Pinky Piss Cycle
Sand in Strange Places Mathematical Impossibility
Just Margeret I'll Forget Your Name in the Mourning
Thfkas Mary Fucking Poppins
Lickitandstickit Gives it Away
Pickle Dick Gives it Away's Husband, daughter and daughters friend
Some new guy in a "Got Junk" car whose name I don't remember
3 or 4 dogs

Toxic Waste was the hare.

So the slobbering pack met up at Leroy C. Hill park at 2:00 HST for the annual Blue Hen New Years day hang over hash in honor of He Needed the Money. Of course the man of the hour was too hung over this year to make it to his own hash. The hare was in shock that more than four people showed up, and in a panic had to call up friends to make sure their was enough to drink for everybody. The chalk talk was done and On! On!..................

The first BN mark was laid right in front of us. We enjoyed of spiked apple cider, though truthfully I couldn't taste the alcohol in it. Damn! that must of been a great mixer. The hare pointed in the direction of the next mark, and On! On! Down Casho Mill Rd we went. A couple of real stupid hashers started running for a second , then thought better of it.

On! On!
We took a left into Cherry Hill, and then eventually another left onto Rockmoss lane, and to almost everyone's surprise, because most of the pack this year had never been to one of his parties before, we had our next beverage stop on the driveway of He Needed the Money's house. We downed shots of butterscotch snapps in blue cups in honor of the man of honor, who was still too hung over to come out and say hi, or at least point a shotgun at the pack and chase us all off his property, cause this year he decided not to have a party. Fortunately we all left before his neighbors called the cops on him again.

On! On!
Down the end of Rock Moss Lane we traversed and out of Cherry Hill went, crawling and stumbling to the bewildering of many residents, who hadn't witnessed a Blue Hen Hash in many moons.

On! On!
We slowly made our way up Barksdale Rd and into Country hills. Our way was not impeded this year by those silly check marks that most hashes have to send those stupid fast people the wrong way. Up a few more hills and we found our On! In! on the back patio of Toxic Waste and Troma Queens house. The hare was able to provide us with a 30 pack of almost completely frozen, PBR, that was left over from last years New Years Day party. Thfkas had to once again be reminded that he was still RA. We circled up and attempted to sing hash songs. Penalties and Awards were given out. Toxic Waste went down to Pappa Johns to pick up some pizza, 3 or 4 of which got turned into stromboli when he dropped them on the way to his car.

All in All it was another Shitty Trail!

Stay tuned for the next Blue Hen hash possibly hared by somebody somewhere in the next 6 months.

On! On!

MFP

updated new years hash

2008-12-29T18:25:00.001-05:00

NEW START POINT!!!!

And yes it is baby/dog friendly.

Well we find our selves at the end of one year and the beginning of another.

AND SO WE HASH!!!!!

Presenting the First (and hopefully last) He needed the Money's Hangover appreciation memorial hash.

Where: Ball field at corner of Cashio mill and Barksdale rd
When : Jan 1
Time : 2 Pm
Who : Toxic Waste
Why : No one should be alone after this tragedy.

New Year's Hash

2008-12-25T20:36:00.001-05:00

Well we find our selves at the end of one year and the beginning of another.

AND SO WE HASH!!!!!

Presenting the First (and hopefully last) He needed the Money's Hangover appreciation memorial hash.

Where: Office complex at corner of Cashio mill and Elkton rd
When : Jan 1
Time : 2 Pm
Who : Toxic Waste
Why : No one should be alone after this tragedy.

hash write up

2008-11-18T22:46:00.001-05:00

So the hash was to be in Middletown, and naturally the pack was to
gather at Pencader Plaza in Newark. But first, transpo had to be
arranged for visiting hasher Yorky Porky, stuck in housing for the
criminally insane, otherwise known as the Marriott in Wilmington, a
place to be somebody (where the somebody is criminally insane). Having
sent the Hare to Wilmington to gather (apparently in lieu of setting
trail) the vagabond hasher, the hare returned to Pencader to pick up
hobbling John, coordinate with others of the pack, and soon arrived in
Middletown at the scene of a new running store that honors hashers with
foot stickers on the front and hash paraphenalia inside. Even Crash
Test Dummy was welcome within, if even only to be shown the back door,
where Hare Vasoline Alley was joined by the rest of the slobbering pack,
LikNstik, Butthead, Hanna Job, Dirty Wet Pussy, and the formerly
mentioned Yorky Porky and stumbling John, and of course, Crash Test. We
then went out front, to a prominent location at the corners of Rte's 299
and 71, and across from two of the finer officers in parked cars, one
unmarked, who of course were consuming donuts and coffee with windows
open and whilst immersed in conversation, and we had chalk talk. Alas,
there was no chalk for sample marks at the chalk talk, and we quickly
gathered as we set on "trail" such lack of chalk was fully appropriate,
as said marks on trail matched in every way those of the chalk talk
circle, and any citings or sightings were truly the result of the
imagination of the pack rather than of deliberate action of the hare.
Fortunately, BH had committed the grand crime of cell phone on trail,
and after several mis-directions and calls, we eventually found "trail"
near Silver Lake Park. Eventually we crossed 299 and found stumbling
john with hare and beer. We drank, kicked hare out who promised marks
for the balance of trail, and drank some more. Then we progressed,
found two on marks, a check, a false, and no other marks, whence we
propositioned several corner standers, each of whom assured me they had
seen no flour or chalk, and suggested I turn in to the local chapter for
the Hour of Power, where many locals were enroute. Lacking energy for
an hour of power, and feeling thirst set in, the pack joined me in
evacuating towards Rte 71, though LikNStik, comfortable in her
surroundings and her Santa Claus suite, needed extra coaxing along lest
she exchange gifts with the locals. Soon, we found our way back to the
alley leading behind the runner's store, found owner Just Tina, and
toasted the hares with special offerings from the select beers VA had
arranged for us, none of which were recognizable to any of the pack.
Much beer was consumed, and soon a Pacifica and (ooops) Hanna Jobs
corral joined us. We then commenced to the nearest pub, North Street
bar, but dismayed at food quality and service, we took leave early and
commenced to the Sandbar, where Gary (formerly of East End), and Doug
and Chris of Margherita's joined in our frivolity. And a good time was
had by all.
Other items of note: Yorky Porky was returned to his Wilmington
lodgings by yours truly.
Devil Woman, whilst in Middletown, declined to hash as she was well
engaged in preparing a class presentation, a marathon far exceeding the
summed efforts of the hashers of the day. For competitive behavior she
surely earned a down down at next circle.

My apologies for omissions and emissions, reported just as I experienced
it.

On on,

Butthead.

Hash 11/16

2008-11-12T22:56:00.001-05:00

on on hashers,

Just a reminder that there will be a hash this Sunday, Nov. 16th, at 3pm.

Guess what??? Hash cash will be only TWO DOLLARS for this one!!!
Vaseline got the beer for cheap so he's passing the savings on to you...

Start point will be 3 E Main St, MIDDLETOWN, Del. 19709, 3:00PM Hash standard time, (3:10 more likely in real time)
dog friendly-- probably
baby friendly-- accomodations will be made
officer friendly-- if he wants to hash, he can come, too.

Vaseline Alley will offer a car pool from his house or the BJ's across the street (more parking there) for those unfamiliar with or unwilling to drive to Middletown.

on out.
V.A.

Halloween Hash Update: 10/25

2008-10-24T18:44:00.001-04:00

What: Blue Hen Anniversary 16th anniversary Hash

Where: 302 Capitol Trail, Newark, DE (Beeper's House of Horrors)

When: Saturday, October 25, 2008 at 3:00pm

Who: Devil Woman and Beeper

Note: There will be a Prize for best costume and other Halloweenie surprises!!

D'erections:
>From I-95: Exit at Rt. 273 W towards Newark.
Follow 273 to Rt. 72/Capitol Trail/Kirkwood Hwy/Rt. 2 (turn right at the traffic light at the Toyota Dealer)
Go under the train trestle to the next traffic light and turn right onto Woodlawn Ave.
Go to the second street, Orchard, and turn left.
Look for hash marks, park, and enter Beeper's House of Horrors .... (insert evil laugh here)

16th An. Hash/Halloween Costume Hash

2008-10-20T20:26:00.001-04:00

Here Ye! Here Ye!

After confiring with Devil Woman and our esteemed GM Butthead/ BadLay - The lord and master of all Delaware Hashers, it has been decided that, the Halloween Hash next week will also be the Blue Hen 16th anniversary, and the Delaware Interhash. It will start about 3pm, Saturday October 26th in Newark. Costume Friendly. Stay tuned for further details.

I greatly apologize if this does not give everyone enough notice to find something better to do on that day.

On! On!

MFP

pictorial hash write up

2008-08-19T21:27:00.002-04:00

http://www.photoshow.com/watch/Wm3kT6nY

hash write up

2008-08-19T07:24:00.001-04:00

So we had yet another hash on Sunday, August the 17th, 2008 A.D. Our 9th, I believe, of this year.

We had: Many beer stops, and again, much running. We also had a New Boot, an appearance by our GM Emeritus, an appearance by our current GM, yet another run in with law enforcement, lots of dogs urinating on people, and lots of Chinese food- hopefully without any dogs in it, though I did notice it got into some dogs.

Hashers Present: in no particular order

Devil Woman
Pelvis Chestly
Happy Ending
STD
Thunder Thighs
Turkey Baster
Toxic Shock (Not to be confused with Toxic Waste, who had to watch the kid that day)
Dead Head
Just Karen (Our New Boot)
Just Peter (A recent former New Boot)
And many, many others (For Real!), Including;

Butthead/Badlay Dancing Fool
Death Wish Mary Fucking Poppins
Yeast of Burden Crash Test Dummy
Fuk Stik Snip and Tuck (From Philly)
Bitchard Butt-Light
Slut Master Digital Dick

Bitchard and Thunder Thighs were da hares.

So….. The slobbering pack met out front of Bitchards and TT’s place on 3 Wayne Drive in Belfont, or Bellview or whatever the fuck that place in North Wilmington is called at about 2:pm HST. Before we left for trail got to pour down some Canadian and British brews, in honor of Britain winning three Gold Medals in the Olympics, and Canada winning none. Our GM Emeritus and current GM, accompanied by their partners in crime and a dog, arrived just as we were done the chalk talk. And off and up Carr Rd. we went.

On! On!
The trail went into Bellview industrial park, and then into Bellview actual Park. The hares ignored the three marks in a certain direction being the true trail rule, and many members of the pack got their exercise for the week in by running miles and miles up hills in the wrong direction.

On! On!
Trail eventually led to good ole’ Governor Prince Boulevard and across the road we found……….

State Park Rangers, Oh fucking great! The state of Delaware, in its great wisdom, recently decided to give that toxic swampland under the Railroad Bridge and along the Delaware River the honor of being a part of state park land. We didn’t get to much of a hassle from them, they were just wondering why Happy Ending’s Subaru Outback was parked on the side of20the Blvd. Fortunately, Thunder Thighs had already grabbed the beer out of the car and hid in the bushes under the over pass bridge, and out of site of Delaware’s finest. So we got to enjoy our first Beer Near unintterputus.

On! On!
We went under an Amtrak bridge and then we continued along following trail through the wetlands, fortunately it wasn’t high tide. We enjoyed climbing over rocks, many felled trees and many piles of used condoms and empty beer cans. Thank God it wasn’t long before we found some non-empty beer containers. We had us some pony size bottles of Rolling Rock at the Second Beer stop on the scenic Delaware River. The hare pointed us to a check back, which sent us back to the last check back across Governor Prince. We stopped for a third beer at the same place we stopped for the first. Somewhere around this time, Butthead/Bad Lay and some other people got pissed on by a couple of Dogs, so I heard.

On! On!
Trail went down the Blvd, and then up a street that was up a hill, a very big hill. Fuk Stik disappeared following a false trail, and about half the pack either short cut or jumped into Happy Endings car and went back to the hares place. –Good God people! It’s not like the trail was that long, at least not for a Bitchard Trail.

On! On!
Trail went across a road, and into the woods, and up another hill, and past a lake.

On! On!
The woods led back to Belview Industrial Park, its a miracle nobody had followed that leg of the trail backwards at the beginning of the hash.

On! On!
We trespassed through a few yards of Bitchard’s neighbors, and came back to point A, which was also point B, where we found Dancing Fool, Fuk Stik and a half a dozen other short cutters and auto hashers.

After about an hour we remembered to circle up with a very Rusty Butthead as RA. Since the hares refused to buy any shit beer for the hash we were forced to use refreshingly cold Bass Ale for the down downs. That is, until Dancing Fool provided us some piss warm Keystone Light that he probably found down by the railroad tracks somewhere.
Penalties and rewards were laid out, songs were sung.

MFP got it for first blood, Fuk Stik got it for first in, Just Karen got it for being a new boot, and I got20too drunk to remember who got what for what after that. A sickly looking, auto-hashing, Digital Dick made it to circle in time. But not too sick to drink beer with us- Ha! A seemingly confused or very drunk Butthead, seemed to forget he was running circle, and got pissed on by his dog again. So Fuck Stik took over.

After circle, Bitchard and Thunder Thighs ordered us a whole bunch of Chinese Food, and picked up a case of New Castle’s finest Brown Ale- That’s New Castle, UK – not New Castle, DE, folks. And a great On After was had. It was way better than BH4 deserves. But still, I have to say…………………….

All and All

It was another Shitty Trail!

Stay Tuned for the Next possible Blue Hen Hash possibly hared by Squats on Request possibly around Newark somewhere possibly this coming weekend or the next.

On! On!
MFP

Hash on the Sunday, August 17

2008-08-11T19:02:00.000-04:00

There will be a BH4 hash this weekend. It's in North Wilmington, hared by
ThunderThings & Bitchard, starting at 2pm hash time on Sunday. It will
start and end at Chez Nous, so that would be a good place to park.
Directions to Chez Nous: From I95 heading north, take the Marsh Road/exit
#9. Keep left at the fork onto Carr Rd North, and immediately cross the
lights at Marsh Rd. You should be following Bellevue State Park signs. Do
not re-enter I95, but keep right on Carr Rd, driving 0.9 miles, past the
State Park entrance and two corporate centers, all on your right, until you
come to the first road on the right, Wayne Dr. Park at #3, which is the
first house on your left (but Wayne Dr is a D, so if you take the second
Wayne Dr, we're the last house on the right!).
>From I95 heading south from Philly, at the PA/DE state line keep on I95 (not
I495 please!) for a couple of miles until the first exit, #9, marked Marsh
Rd, Rte 3. At the end of the ramp, turn left (South) at the light on Marsh
Rd, go under I95, and immediately turn left again at the next light onto
Carr Rd, and go 0.9 miles as above.
Any problems, call Thunder on 302-373-4121 or Bitchard on 302-690-9442.
On On!

Hash Write Up

2008-08-04T22:06:00.001-04:00

So we had a hash on Sunday, August the 3rd, 2008 AD.

We had 3 drink stops, a birthday, lots of running, lots of pizza, and lots of people accidentally locking themselves in the bathroom. Oddly enough, there wasn’t lots of whining. Oh wait! This wasn’t a Hockessin Hash, - that would explain it.

Hashers Present:

Weird Al
Mary Fucking Poppins
Skidmarks
Panic Button
0A
Gomez
Bitchard
Thunder Thighs
Beardless Clam- the hare
And many, many others.

The Slobbering pack met up on the front porch of BC’s place on the corner of Trites and Garfield Avenue in Ye’ ole historic Norwood, PA. We enjoyed a few cold Pennsylvania Ales, 10 bucks for a 30 pack- I heard, in the shade for a while, thinking that maybe our GM might so up, before embarking on Blue Hen’s most recent Shitty trail. The hare points us in the direction of the first mark, made by bouncing a flour covered tennis ball, and were off by about 2:41 real time, 2:15 HST.

On! On!
We run down the street, and around the corner and around another corner. We all run past a check and a false cleverly placed. In fact, so cleverly placed that none of us sees it until we backtrack to the last mark after losing trail. Skidmarks and Panic Button keep going the wrong way until they find true trail again, something they did pretty much during the entire hash- clever bastards. Eventually the other 5 of us, are able to find the marks which eventually lead to a BN and a Nissian Exterra, with our hare, and a cooler full of Pennsylvania’s finest brew. We drank our beers by a park that is referred to by the locals as “The Hollow” for some reason. We were entertained by a band that was practicing in their garage near by, with the garage door opened. The slobbering pack took turns kicking a soccer ball around. The hare points to the next mark that is down the hill.

On! On!
We follow trail down the hill, which then takes a turn back up the hill and right back up by where we were drinking beers a few minutes earlier.
=0 A

On! On!
We go past the park and down a road and then down a path that goes past a creek. We encounter a check back 4, and then go back up the rd in the direction we were running just a minute before. The hare is a clever bastard, or in this case a clever tramp.

On! On!
Trail goes through a high school parking lot and thru the back of the high school campus until it leads us down a hill to a place called Ridely Lake, which looks more like a river, for our next BN stop. This time we get to enjoy some pre-made frozen Hurricanes, with the spoons provided, as we watched a few dozen locals hopelessly trying to catch a fish in that place.

On! On!
We follow trail down a bike path, then go up a few hills, over a few bridges, and around a few corners. Skidmarks and Panic Button go the wrong way, again, for a while until they find the trail again and get way ahead of the rest of the pack. Weird Al disappears for a while, then re-appears at the 3rd beer near at a place called Prospect Park. We hung out by a table that old guys use to play checkers on; we had enough old guys with us to make use of it.

On! On!
We go down another street and around another corner. Somebody mooned somebody and somebody flashed somebody. Skidmarks and Panic Button lead the pack the wrong way again and then pick up true trail again. Weird Al disappears somewhere to get his motorcycle.

On! On!
Some hashers follow the true trail to the obvious On In! and some hashers follow the obvious route to the obvious On! In! MFP is first in of the people who continued to follow trail. Bitchard limped his way to the finish and got to be, for the first time in his hash career- as far as I know, DFL. Damn! Getting Old sucks! We circled on BC’s front porch.

Beardless Clam, our Hash Harlot, had to do a down-down for being the only BH4 officer to actually hare a trail this year when scheduled. MFP had to drink for being first in, Weird Al for auto-hashing, Skidmarks and Panic Button for Short Cutting, and Bitchard for being Dead Fucking Last. Gomez, Panic Button, and BC had to drink for being the only Pennsylvania residents who went on a hash based in Delaware that took place in Pennsylvania. Bitchard and MFP had to drink because MFP had thought he heard Bitchard make an announcement on the radio earlier this week. Bitchard had to drink again because it was his birthday.

At the On In we enjoyed veggies and dip, crackers and cheese, several varieties of pizza, ice cream cake,-in honour of Bitchard’s Birthday, and of course, more beer. At some point BC’s lighter disappeared, an investigation is ongoing, and several people accidentally got themselves stuck in her bathroom. BC claimed this was due to an error in carpentry by her father, and not our own stupidity- How sweet of her.

All in All it was another Shitty Trail.

So my dear readers, all 2 or 3 of you………………………………………

Stay tuned for the next possibly Blue Hen Hash, possibly hared by Bitchard and Thunderthighs, possibly on Sunday, August 17th, possibly in North Wilmington. And possibly for a Blue Hen Hash possibly after that, possibly hared by Squats on Request with possible help by Thfkas, possibly around Newark somewher e.

On! On!
MFP

Remember, Hash on Sunday

2008-08-01T20:20:00.001-04:00

Hey Blue Henners,

Just a reminder, We are still having a hash this Sunday, I think, at 2pm, at 240 Garfield Ave Norwood Pa 19074.

If anybody who still likes to hash that lives the Newark Area wants to carpoole up there, let me know soon, I think its about a 45 minute drive from here.

directions: 95n exit 9b take 420 right at 2nd light onto Chester pike(rt 13) 3rd light make a left onto Amosland rd go over train bridge 1st street past Interboro high school make a right onto Trites ave 3rd stop sign is Garfield ave house is on the corner on the right
park on the street or in the driveway if there is room :)

Oh yeah, this is BC's first time haring solo for us, so lets make sure not to take it easy on her.

On! On!

MFP

Hash Aug 3rd

2008-07-25T10:37:00.001-04:00

who: Beardless Clam
when: Sunday Aug.3, 2008 2pm
where: my house 240 Garfield Ave Norwood Pa 19074
why: thats the date they gave me and there's nothing better to do plus there is another hash on saturday in this area
how much: $5

directions: 95n exit 9b take 420 right at 2nd light onto Chester pike(rt 13) 3rd light make a left onto Amosland rd go over train bridge 1st street past Interboro high school make a right onto Trites ave 3rd stop sign is Garfield ave my house is on the corner on the right
park on the street or in the driveway if there is room :)

Saturday

2008-07-17T20:35:00.000-04:00

Hey Blue Henners,

Skidmarks is hosting a Bar-Mitzphah in honor of Just Nina, whose hashed with us a few times before, coming of age- whatever age that is.

The pub crawl starts at the East End at 7pm, this Saturday July 19th.

Hash Write Up

2008-07-15T10:06:00.001-04:00

So we had a hash, on Sunday July the 13th, 2008 AD

It was a true Blue Hen disaster, I mean Hash, with railroad tracks, double secret beverage stops, people showing up hours late, and the cops called on us……again.

Hashers Present: (Or who made an appearance before, during, or shortly after the hash)

Fuk Stik Spandox
Title 18 I’ll Forget Your Name in the Mourning
Butthead/Bad Lay I’ll Respect You in the Mourning
Devil Woman Thfkas
Crash Test Dummy Sand in Strange Places
Ma ry Fucking Poppins He Needed the Money
Dazed and Confused Tammy (Whose hash name I forgot)

So the slobbering pack met at Leroy Hill Park around 2pm HST. Dazed and Confused, who is relatively new to BH4, and who didn’t realize that its normal at a Blue Hen Hash for nobody to be there on time, thought he might have been at the wrong park and started to leave the parking lot at 2:05. Fortunately Fuk Stik and MFP saw him in time and waved him back.

We were then joined by Thkfas and I’ll Respect You, who20were too burned out and overwhelmed with household chores to go on trail, but had a couple minutes to hang out.

Then arrived Butthead, Devil Woman and Crash test Dummy.

Then the last to arrive at least at the start of Trail, totally burnt out from his bachelor party the night before and on an empty stomach, was the man of the hour Title 18. Somehow he was able to make it out, but most of you turds couldn’t. Ha! So there was more beer for the rest of us.

On! On!
The slobbering pack set out towards the direction of Barksdale Park for another trail hared by MFP. Looked like trail was gonna go straight to He Needed the Money’s House, but it took a sharp right into Barksdale Park. MFP scooted off to man the first Be er Check. Butthead and Crash test Dummy went off trail as usual and somehow managed to find another leg of it, and therefore somehow managed to get to the first beer stop about a half hour before everybody else did.

The rest of the pack actually followed the whole trail, checked out all the checks and falses, got delayed on the railroad tracks by a CSX inspector, and stopped by Spandox’s place on Madison, where the trail went by. They had a double secret Tequila Shot and Pop Tart Check. As Butthead and MFP were about to leave to find everybody else, the rest of the pack arrived at the first planned drink stop in front of 51 Thorn Lane. We enjoyed some cold brews and water for a while in the shade before heading off for the rest of this shitty trail.

On! On!
On this hot summer day, we went down to the end of Thorne Lane, and onto Good Ole’ Elkton Rd. And then onto the good Ole’ Mason Dixon Trail. Dazed and Confused and Devil Woman followed a False trail, which eventually led back to the true trail, and got to the next beer near before everybody else.- Of course they couldn’t find where the beer was.- If you hide it good enough for high school kids not to find it- You know hashers won’t. We enjoyed some more brews under the railroad bridge-played games with the rope that was hanging there. Crash test Dummy took a couple of swims in the Creek.

On! On!
We followed the trail some more until we got out to Barksdale Rd, then went into Cherry Hill, for where the obvious On In was gonna be, obvious to everybody other than Dazed and Confused,- because he’s only hashed with us one other time before. Butthead went the wrong way again, but caught up with us later. Fuk Stik and Title 18, and everybody else decided to hang out with He Needed the Money’s next door neighbor for about hour, talking about Volkswagens and such in an effort to keep him from calling the cops on us again- This didn’t pay off.

On! On!
We arrived at He Needed the Moneys place. Sand In Strange Places, who happens to live there, got out of bed in time for circle, and for the pizza, and for the cops.

Yep that’s right, even though we had a barely ten minute long circle- with about 7 people- at moderate volume- before 6pm- we managed to get the cops called on us again!
We got off with another meaningless warning, since it was before noise ordinance hours and there was no one under 30 drinking there. Case in point- lets never end a hash at He Needed the Money’s place again, at least not when U of D is out of session, cause Newark’s finest got nothing better to do.

Dazed and Confused got a down- down for being first in. Sand in strange Places got a down-down, for well- he wasn’t exactly an auto hasher. MFP, Fuk Stik and Butthead got down-downs for being GM’s or Former GM’s. Fuk Stik awarded yours truly with the official Blue Hen mug in appreciation for going above and beyond to keep this hash alive for a little while longer. (Actually, I think Thfkas deserves that way more than me- but since I got it. I’m keeping it).

Hashes, Yep, hashes are not meant to be taken too seriously. Hashes should not be taken too seriously. But you need to have a few morons who take it a little bit seriously some of the time or else we wouldn’t have any.

Later on, He Needed the Money got out of bed and joined us. Then I’ll Forget Your Name in the Mourning and Mathematical Impossibility showed up. Then Just Tammy (Title 18’s bride to be-whose hash name I forgot) came by A merry good time was had.

But all in all,………..

It was another damn shitty trail!!!!

Stay tuned for the next possibly Blue Hen trail possibly hared by I’ll Forget Your Name in the Mourning, possibly a couple of weeks from now. And for a pub-crawl hosted by Skidmarks starting at the East End Café on Saturday, July 19th at 7pm.

On! On!
MFP

Hash on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

2008-07-09T07:48:00.000-04:00

Blue Hen Hash #7 (Of 2008)

When? Sunday July 13th, 2008 AD, 2:00pm HST

Where? Leroy Hill Park,
on SW corner of Casho Mill and Barksdale Rd., Newark, DE 19711

Why? Because its the second Sunday of the month, and in honor of Title 18’s upcoming marriage. Of course, he and most of BH4 will probably not be able to make it again because they’ll be too f#!?!d up from the bachelor party the night before. This = more beer for the rest of you!

Hare ? MFP…again

Hash Cash? 5 bucks

2008-06-26T20:17:00.000-04:00

So we had a hash, Friday June the 20th, 2008 AD.

Actual Blue Hen Hashers Present: ( A surprisingly high turnout)

Toxic Waste
Quato
Squats on Request
Just Tom (Tom U.)
Mary Fucking Poppins
Just John (Who’s wife finally let him out of the house since he stumbled home from the 15th Anniversary Run).

Hashers from other Hashes Present:

Pickle Dick Lick It and Stick It
Sir Jacks A Lot Lickity Split
Dazed and Confused Just Tina
Just Gary Some little Bastard that Just Tina brought
Crusty Calves Mounts Me
Hot Pants Gay Blade
Wick Wacker

DeathWish and Yeast of Burden were hares.

The slobbering pack met out in the parking lot in front of the Newark Reservoir around 7pm, HST. The hares provided some of us Jell-O shots and Schaefer beer, whilst we waited for the rest of us. People, who were on the BH4 mailing list, heeded my last minute advice about parking at Timothy’s, which paid off, sort of. At about 7:25, Death Wish took off, for another one of his famous, live-hared-pub crawl thru the woods trails. Up the hill towards the reservoir he went.

On! On!
About five minutes later, the slobbering pack, stumbled up the hill, and went down the paved path, only to find a check, with the trail going right down the hill again, but in a slightly different direction. After a couple minutes, and thru a couple bushes we found a BN with the hare nearby, holding on to a Tupperware container full of alcoholic cherries. So we munched upon the cherries, next to a recycling bin, as Death Wish left to hare the rest of the trail.

On! On!
We ran around Pine Brook apartments for a bit; Yeast of Burden and a few other people almost got eaten by somebody’s dog. Out to Papermill Rd. we went and took a left down thru into the parking lot of the Church of The Nazarene, where we came to a check. Impatient as we were to find the next beer stop, instead of looking to see which direction trail was supposed to go, Pickle Dick asked some guy walking his dog which direction he might have seen a guy running and dropping marks of flour, he pointed to the right, and a few seconds and a few patches of poison Ivy later, we found the hare with our beer. The hare quickly booked down the trail whilst we finished our beer.

On! On!
We came to a Turkey- Eagle Split. And the Turkey trail ended up being twice as long as the Eagle Trail. The trails converged by the place known along White Clay Creek, known to us locals as “The Damn”. And Across “The Damn” there was Death Wish holding a jug of his famous brew, I don’t remember what its called but its made with Turkey Hill brand Iced Tea. But before the Eagles could cross the raging river, we had to climb over the fence like structure, that I think controls the flow of water from the local drainage system. Quato had an especially fun time doing that. We drank upon the rocks and sand of the “The Damn” while Death Wish went to hare more of the trail.

On! On!
We went through more of the woods and out to Creek Rd. We came across a “Tit Check” where no man shall pass until a lovely lady has bared her breasts before his gaze. Quato and Yeast of Burden got stuck with that. Down Creek Rd. we went and up a hill that goes near the path, near the towers, we found our forth beer stop in a clearing in the woods. We enjoyed our brews as the sun finally went down The little bastard, (And that’s not his Hash Name), played games with a stick lunging at imaginary enemies. And of course Death Wish went to hare the rest of trail.

On! On!
Back onto Creek Rd. we went, and we came across another “Tit Check.” Quato got stuck doing the honors again, but before so, demanded that she get something in return, and only agreed to bare her chest after four fine stallions whipped out their little guys first.

On! On!
We went down White Clay Drive and thru the back yard that used to be Just Doug’s and thru the gravel with the high-tension lines. Back into the woods we went for a little bit until we got to the clearing right by the bridge and right across the road from Timothy’s where we had our final beer stop and decided to circle up. At this point the two people who brought their little bastards with them decided to jet and were quickly replaced by Auto Hashers, Gay Blade and Mounts Me, who couldn’t have seen us, so I guess they must of heard us.

Penalties and awards were dished out. Songs were sung. And we managed to have two namings at the end of the trail. Just Tom, (Tom U.) got named “Sand in Strange Places”, because he said he like to visit the beach houses of his Dad, his Sister and his Girlfriend. We were going to name him “Sand Up the Crack”, but somebody else already has that name. Just John, was going to get named “Limp Wristed…Something” cause he hurt his wrist riding his bike the other day, but for some reason we decided to name hime“Hung Like Pinky.” Hopefully he come out and hash with us again sometime soon. Of course two times in one year is a lot better showing than the average Blue Hen Hasher these days.

We decided to party at Timothy’s for a while after. (Good for the people who followed my advice to park there before hand),where we enjoyed Nachos, and of course, more beer.

All in all it twas another shitty trail. Stay tuned for the next possible Blue Hen Hash possibly hared by Vaseline Alley, possibly the weekend following Fourth of July.

On! On!
MFP

HHHH and BHHHH runs cumming soooooon

2008-06-15T21:06:00.000-04:00

Wednesday 6/18/08 Hash and Friday 6/20/08 Hash

Hares: Yeast of Burden and Deathwish

Hockessin Hash House Harriers Wednesday 6/18/08 Hash - YOB and Deathwish Unholy Reunion Part 1

Cum (AGGGGGHHHH!!!!!) on out for the week of the Unholy Reunion Hashes hared by YOB and Deathwish. The Hockessin Hash House Harriers Hash will occur on Wednesday 6/18/08 at 6:30 PM. We promise three beverage stops, a good trail, and free entertainment at Bev Stop #3, so get your asses out there and Hash!!!

D'erections and Start Location to the Wednesday H4 Hash:
Starts at the Christiana Towne Center - in the Parking Lot past Boscov's
From Wilmington/Phila
95 S to Exit 3 toward US-40 Dover
Merge onto 273 East
Turn Left into the Christiana Towne Center shopping Center (Red Robin Restaurant will be on the Corner)
Go past Bertucci's and Boscovs to the farthest Parking lot
Park, have a beer, bitch and moan, then Hash

For those of you cumming (AGGGGGGGGG!!!) from Baltimore, figure it out yourself.

Friday 6/20/08 Blue Hen Hash House Harriers YOB and Deathwish Unholy Reunion Part Duh

Cum (AGGGGGGHHHHGGG!!!!) out again and get your drink on bitches! If you thought that the Pajama Hash was a Drunk Fest, wait until we give it to you like you know you want it on Friday 6/20. Cum (AGGGGGGGGG!!!!) prepared for a beautiful two mile trail with Five, yes Five, beverage stops, no shiggy, and yes, that's right - FIVE BEVERAGE STOPS!!!!! Be there! Be there!!! Be there!!!!!!!!! Hash with our wonderful, yet drunken neighbors, the mighty Blue Hen Hash House Harriers.

When: Friday 6/20 at 7:00 PM

Location Start and D'erections: Newark Resevoir

From Phila/Wilmington
I95 S towards Baltimore
Take Exit 3 - 273 W towards Newark
From Mainstreet, turn right onto N Chapel Street
N Chapel Street crosses over Cleveland Ave and becomes Paper Mill Rd
Pass Timothy's Restaurant (will be on your right)
Turn Right onto Old Paper Mill Rd
On your left there will be a parking area for the Newark Resevoir
Park, have a beer, complain, and Hash
On On

YOB

next hash

2008-06-12T09:01:00.001-04:00

Hey Blue Henners,

Your hare razor has managed to scrounge up a few extra hares. Looks like our next trail will be Friday, June 20th, sometime between 7:00 and 8:00 pm. Somewhere around Newark.

Further details will follow,

On! On!

MFP

hash write up

2008-06-01T16:37:00.001-04:00

Soâ€¦. There was a Blue Hen Hash on Saturday May the 31st, 2008.

There was a beer check, a shot check, a champagne check, a double secret beer check, a full moon on trail, an Indian Wrestling Match, and lots of people making out with each other.

Hashers Present:

Cums Early
Toxic Waste
Troma Queen
Just Silver
Turkey Baster
Beardless Clam
Dirty Wet Pussy
Do Me On the Beach
Bad Lay/Butthead
Crash Test Dummy
Mary Fucking Poppins
Just Trish
Just Chris

And some new boots:
Just Joe
Just Dave
Just Makiko

MFP was the hare.

The slobbering pack gathered at Lumbrook Park around 2:00 pm. Bad Lay got there at 2:15 and since no one ever shows up later than him, we decided to hit the trail earlier than usual. Since, this happened to be the last day of May, 2008, of course it had to rain, a lot. But by some miracle, the large clumps of flour would not be washed away, and hashers were actually able to follow the marks.

On! On!
The pack headed down Woodlawn Avenue, took a left and crossed over Old Capital Trail, and in to that patch of woods behind the car dealerships, that is well known to all the regular DE Hashers for having the finest patch of stinging nettles in all of New Castle County. The marks led to a water crossing across White Clay Creek, the kind that doesnâ€™t look all that deep, but then goes up waste high for a few feet. MFP tried to find a path that would take the more squeamish hashers to a shallower crossing, but after a few yards through some nasty shiggy, we decided a deep crossing was a better alternative. Just Trish took a wicked slip and slid down the muddy embankment on her ass and into the creek.

On! On!
We took the path across the creek, which led up to a park. In the bushes behind a park bench, hashers discovered a cooler with alcoholic Gatorade and non-alcoholic Jell-O shots; I wonder what idiot made those.

On ! On!
We banged a left down old Paper mill road and went up the hill to the Newark Reservoir. Down the path behind the reservoir we went Hashers found a bag with the finest Champagne that 3 dollars can buy. We did a toast to the rain.

On! On!
Trail went up a hill out and out of the woods and out to Paper Mill Rd. Down the road we went and into back into the woods across the Road from Timothyâ€™s and out to White Clay drive where we Beer Neared at Just Dougâ€™s House, an old BH4 buddy, while he was in the middle of moving out.

On! On!- alright this is when things actually start to get interesting.

The trail went out to Cleveland Avenue where Dirty Wet Pussy, and this years Hash Harlot, Beardless Clam, scored us all a can of Natty Light at a double secret beer check at some college kids party, by hooting and hollering back at the guys that were hooting and hollering at them. Some guy named Tod or Brian or something challenged Dirty Wet to an Indian wrestling match, and got his ass severely kicked. He also challenged BC, never a good idea to mess with an ex-marine, and then a couple of the guys, so we decided to thank them for the beer and get moving before any ones repressed homosexual tendencies might come out.

On! On!
We went down to the end of Cleveland Avenue, banged a right at Chapel Street then followed the trail, which went behind Newark Shopping Center. Dirty Wet gave the slow pokes in the back a full moon. Trail ended at the Fine Old East End CafÃ©. Where we enjoyed Nachos, Yuengling and PBR- only the finest for my fellow hashers.

Butthead/Badlay the GM squared ran the circle.

MFP had to drink for being the hare, and for bringing the new boots, and for turning 30 this week.. Cums Early Drank for Hashus Interuptus. Just Trish drank for sliding down the mud. Fortunately people were too drunk to remember that the new boots were wearing shoes that looked awfully new. People were having a good time, like maybe too much of a good time, and started making out with other people, but I didnâ€™t do anything I swear! Whelp, since no one remembered to bring a cameraâ€¦â€¦.. Thatâ€™s my story and Iâ€™m sticking to it.

All in Allâ€¦â€¦ It was another Shitty Trail.

Stay tuned for the next possible Blue Hen Hash, possibly hared this June, possibly by somebody.

On! On!

MFP

hash this saturday

2008-05-28T07:59:00.001-04:00

Blue Hen Hash number: !!#!!@??!!!

Where? Lumbrook Park on the 130 block of Woodlawn Avenue, Newark De 19711, right next to Windy Hills. (Come on Kojack!, its just right down the street, maybe you can sneak out for a little bit when they're asleep).

When? 2pm HST

Why? To make life as inconvenient as possible for everybody who has to show up to some other social event that day relatively sober. Oh yeah, and in celebration of me hitting the big three-0, damn I'm catching up to the rest of you all.

Hare? MFP

Beer? There should be

Food? There may be, we'll see.

Trail Length? A few yards

On! On!

Write up!!!

2008-05-23T18:31:00.000-04:00

Okay, so we had a gathering of the BH4 for Skidmarks trail in dis-honor
of Peace'O Chum, who was compelled to stay at the UD Marriot for a
seminar. Apparently, said seminar was a two day exploration on the
advancement of higher education attributable to beer pong. Accordingly,
we trudged up and down East Cleveland Avenue and surrounding environs
such as Wilbur street, Main Street, the Christiana towers and newly
build North Campus dorms, and the ROTC training grounds, but a Sunday
afternoon with periodic heavy rain showed a lack of demonstrations of
the fine study related activity.

Chum was cuming to Newark from DC by way of Rumson New Jersey, and
managed to drag back various hash visitors who have in the past graced
us with their presence. Of course, lacking a blackberry, I have no
means of documenting their names, and lacking a working camera, no
photographic evidence. Rest assured, you know and like them, and missed
out by not showing up to greet them. Of course, I do recall
Mi-Koch-Shoots-Blanks, also a drag back from Rumson's Commotion on the
Ocean hash, but as a long time Hockessin Hasher and co-founder of sorts
of the demised Delaware Hash, which was created in opprobrium to both
clothing and running in favor of swill and hot bubbling water and a hash
known to frequent (to the extent it existed long enough to do anything
frequently) Salem Church shopping center and Salsas/Mangos in order to
stay close to both swill and a hot tub, so who could forget him. Of
course, he has left Target Practice in Europe, for which I am sure he
received penalty in circle.

So, other hashers were haskas, Toxic Waste, Devil Woman, Crash Test
Dummy, Wicker Man (aka Mr. Pickwik in tribute to his future in hash
diatribes), just Judy, Skidmarks, Just Nina, a latecumming Mary F.
Poppins, and others (no doubt). We set off through the parking lots of
the Towers and eventually found trail in the Mulch fields, which quickly
progressed to a Mud Slide through vicous nettles into a creek, similar
to that Jewel of the Nile movie. Soon trail picked up and brought us to
creek road, then back to the woods, then back to creek road, then off
into woods and across White Clay and over to Paper Mill, where we turned
and progressed back to civilized Newark where at some point we were
graced with a BN near the former Curtis Paper Mill, which is now plowed
under short of a chimney and set with tents for afternoon tea, no doubt
a grand achievement of government planning in conjunction with the UD.

We then progressed to a check near Newark shopping center, past the
graveyard and Choate St., and over behind Jimmie's former diner for
another BN. Then it was on to Grotto's for the apres, by Eagle through
campus, by turkey up main street, but we simply ran past the apres and
returned to circle and retrieve cars prior to their being towed (you
never know Ewings budget). Haring, awards, and penalties were
attributed lushly, in part with help from the visiting flabongo (.com),
and we moved on finally to Grottos, arriving just as the skies opened.
Beer and abundent pizza was consumed, thought alas, short of any
parmesan sprinkles to the chagrin of Chum. Mary popped in and ate
double his share of pie, complaining about loose bolts and tight bolts
in lower Delaware, or something like that, and his extreme hunger since
he cannot eat in the presence of bolts.

In memorium, all in all, another f'd up hash.

Butthead

BH4 Hash this Sunday and Schedule!#?*!!

2008-05-16T08:34:00.002-04:00

Hash Sunday
Hare: Skidmarks

"We are having a visitor from BAH3, Peace'O Chum, in Newark on Sunday the 18th. She would like to hash in DE for the first time. So I thought I'd hare a ... [Blue Hen] Hash at 3pm."

Start will be at the Marriott** in Newark, DE
(400 David Hollowell Drive, Newark, DE 19716

Hash time 3 pm....BRING A DRY BAG! This is an A to B hash.

--Skidmarks

Schedule:
a prelimary sort of schedule for BH4 hashes this summer, if I ever get a day off I might be able to show up to one of these. Since most of you haven't gotten back to me as far as when you would rather hare trail, I can only assume that you are in absolute agreement for whenever I decide to put you down.

So..... Hares for the summer of 2008:

May 18th Skidmarks-
Memorial Day Weekend- MFP and or Toxic waste and or
who ever else feels like doing it.
June 7th or 8th- Fuk Stik and or MFP
Later in June- Butthead/Badlay
Early July- Vaseline Alley
Later July- I'll forget your name in the Mourning
Early August- Beardless Clam
Later August- Squats on Request

If anybody has any question, comments, or objections and would like to take it out on someone whos actually been in town this month I suggest you contact our New GM at georgej@fmailbox.com since he's been doing such a great job staying on top of things, hee, hee,

On! On!

MFP

Hare raising

2008-04-12T08:22:00.000-04:00

Hey Blue Henners,

Our new GM claims that I am now the elected Hare Razor. I don't remember being elected, just like I wasn't elected hash trash. I think I just remember stepping in circle demanding that certain persons hare trail.

Anyhow, in a few weeks, I was thinking about writing up a schedule for alternating Saturday's starting in May, unless someone's got a better idea. After the summer If we still feel up to it, maybe we can go back to Sunday's or Friday's or that 26th of the month thing or whatever. Yeah right!, your thinking, a schedule, that dorky thing those other dorky hash groups have. Get back to me, if there's a time you want to hare trail. If not, Good!, then I can still put you on the schedule anyway, whenever I deem it appropriate. HA!

On! On!

MFP

AGM writeup

2008-04-09T21:41:00.000-04:00

So..... We had a hash on Sunday April the 6th 2008 that was to be our AGM

Hashers Present:

Thfkas
Toxic Waste
Skidmarks
I'll Forget Your Name in the Mourning
I'll Respect You In the Mourning
Troma Queen
Mary Fucking Poppins
Gives It Away (With her Dog Peanut)
Butthead/Bad Lay
Devil Woman (With Crash Test Dummy)
Beardless Clam
He Needed the Money
Panic Button (From Harrisburg-Hershey)

Da Hare, Fuk Stik, Who brought with him from Pittsburg H3:
Hung Like This (Who helped hare the trail)
Pelvis Chestly (Ditto)

So the slobbering pack met at the Howard House Tavern in good old Elkton MD, around 2:pm HST. Fuk Stik had a beer ordered for him, and then while he wasn't looking, had the beer drank for him. We left the tavern for the usual half live hared/ half dead trail that is Fuk Stiks trademark, sometime between 2:45 and 3. (And just so you know, it didn't rain all that much, we didn't get shot at by any angry Yokels, nobody got lost for too long, and there wasn't that much shiggy and mud, at least for an F-Stik trail. So if that's what you were hoping for you might not want to read any more of this)

On! On!
We ran up a few block and over a few blocks in down town Elkton, and up a few and over a few some more.

On! On!
We ran through a graveyard an onto a little league field, where we encountered a whole circle of marks, that led to two or three checks, that were marked false in every single direction. Clever Fuk Stik heard us on his heels, or his ass, and set up a clever delay. The slowpokes in the back caught up with the FRB's and we walked around in circles for about 30 minutes. Some people got bored and started yanking down other peoples trousers. Fortunatley or Unfortunatly, BC remembered to ware panties that day. At some point, Panic Button found a series of marks that seemed to lead in a particular direction, behind the baseball field.

On! On!
We crawled through some shiggy in the woods, and crossed over a large canyon, right next to a bridge, that led out to a park, where we found He Needed the Money, and the three hares, with a van full of beer and snacks for us. Butthead, who had gotten led off by his dog somewhere, managed to find us in time to drink a beer.

On! On!
Trail led back into the woods and through some wetlands, and then back out into the park.

On! On!
When we got out to the road we found a Turkey/Eagle Split, and from what I heard, the Eagle was way easier than the Turkey trail. Through a neighbor hood we went, and turned left down and old dirt road, that went up a hill, where there was an old barn, and another beer check. Around this time we lost Gives It Away, our first casualty. We broke open a bag of carrots and cheese, which went real well with that Natty Ice beer. (Say , our standards for beer keep getting higher and higher, last Blue Hen Hash we had Old Latrobe, I'm getting intimidated. I'm sure glad I'm not Beer Meister)

On! On!
We went down a path in the woods, and up a hill and back down. The trail led to some weird looking public area I had never been to before that looked like a farm for growing rice patty's. but there weren't any. At this point we managed to run into Gives It Away and her dog, who managed to stick with us for the rest of trail. Trail went back up a hill in the woods, than out onto the road, where we had a mile or two of asphalt, on which for or five of us decided to run on it for some stupid reason. (Yep, there's been a lot of running on Blue Hen Hashes lately, a great sacriledge, and surely the one thing that's been the most responsible for our downfall).

On! On!
The trail on asphalt led to a park, or another part of the same park, where they had more rice patty growing areas, some woods, and a creek. Across the Creek trail went. Panic Button decided to forge ahead, and became the canary in the coal mine, finding the real deep part of the creek, and had a nice swim. Hung Like This caught up with us, and since he hared this part of the trail was nice enough to show us the shallow part of the creek. Apparently Troma Queen and Gives It Away didn't get this information. After crossing the creek, we found He Needed the Money and his van on the other side for the On IN, where we managed to remember to have a few elections, with a very drunken Thfkas running circle for possibly the last time, but probabally not.

All in all it was another Shitty Trail..... The Results of this Years Elections Are:

GM: Butthead/ BadLay (Who should know he's had this coming for at least 10 years)

RA: I'll Forget Your Name In The Mourning (Oh yeah... like that's gonna happen)

Hash Harlot : Beardless Clam (Who won after an intense flash-off contest with Troma Queen. The nipple ring gave BC the edge)

Well, that's all the offices we remembered to fill. Most of the slobbering pack, ran, walked or drove back up to Howard House to down a few more pitchers of beer. And most of them crashed I'll Forget Your Name In the Mourning and Mathematical Impossibilities house. We played Bumper Pool, Nintendo Wii, ate some pizza, and of course drank more beer. Skidmarks was one of the first to try to leave at a reasonable hour, but then had about 4 beers dumped down his throat by Pelvis Chestly, during a 5 minute period of time. (Say I hope you made it home okay Skids) At this point a very worn out MFP ran home to catch a plane to LA, to get paid to sit in a hotel room for 3 or 4 days.

Stay tuned for the next Blue Hen Hash, possibly 4 or 5 Saturdays from now possibly hared by somebody

On! On!

MFP

Blue Hen AGM

2008-03-24T09:49:00.004-04:00

AGM Details: April 6th

The run will start at the Howard House Tavern in Elkton, MD.

Howard House Tavern
101 W Main St
Elkton, MD 21921

http://www.howardhousetavern.com/

Time: 2pm HST
Dog Friendly: yes
Shiggy: You bet
Hash Cash: $5

Hares: Fuk Stik and other miscellaeneous Pittsburgh H3'ers who may be in
attendence.

ON ON!
Fuk Stik
RA Pittsburgh H3
GM Emeritus, Blue Hen H3

write up 2/17

2008-02-20T23:55:00.000-05:00

o….. There was a Blue Hen Hash on the Afternoon of Sunday, February the 17th 2008.

Hashers in Attendance:

Toxic Waste
Thfkas (Still wearing the same bathrobe from the Hockessin Pajama Hash)
Beardless Clam (Whining about a flu or something)
Donna (Who has a hash name but I can’t remember it now for some reason)
Donna’s Husband (Who might have a name but I defiantly can’t remember it)
Skidmarks
Deathwish (With a hangover)
Yeast of Burden (Whining about a hangover)
Slippery Pole Bunion (His first Hash appearance since 2003, I think)
Mary Fucking Poppins
Butthead (Who appeared much later, even for him)
Crash Test Dummy (Who appeared much later with Butthead)

Squats on Request and Quato were the Hares.

The slobbering pack met at the parking lot of Battery Park in Ye’ Ole New Castle along the banks of the Delaware River. It was moderately cold and windy, so those of us sporting hoodies did our best ninja impressions. We left to follow trail at exactly 2.p.m HST (about 2:17 standard time).

On! On! We followed the walking/ running trail along the bank of the Delaware. We went through some mud and sand. We took a right into a mulch dump and found a BN, but, there was no beer anywhere near!!!, At least for us FRB’s after about 15 minutes or so Squats ran up with the drinks, very apologitically and tried to act like this was the first time he hared a trail or something. We drank our beers rather quickly and out of the mulch dump and into the street we went.

On! On! We went through some mud, and over some train tracks and came across the second beer near. This time it only took about a minute for the frantic and panicky hare to arrive with the booze. Death Wish entertained us at the beer stop by climbing up a high voltage power line pole with one hand behind his back. Several members of the pack suggested that Yeast of Burden should take out an insurance policy on him.

On! On! Down the railroad tracks we went, through some more mud, into a parking lot, and back the streets and cobblestone sidewalks of Ye’ Ole New Castle. Ironically 2 out of the 3 smokers of the group, Beardless Clam and MFP marathon ran to the end, while everyone else huffed and puffed and waddled down the trail. They stood in shock for a while looking at the On In mark in front of Jessop’s restaurant, a nice quiet place that we wouldn’t expect would be expecting us. It was about this time that Butthead and his dog Toby, I mean Crash Test dummy, finally caught up to the rest of us.

Technically Skidmarks was first in, cause he was the first one to walk in the door, but in our nice quiet little psuedo circle ceremony, in that nice quiet restaurant, that didn’t count, and MFP and BC had to do moderate down downs with Old Latrobe, the closest thing to hash beer they had available. Some other people had to drink for something. Some people got some food and we got to play with the dismembered heads from a plate of cray fish that Thfkas ordered.

All in all it was another shitty trail.

Stay tuned for the next possible Blue Hen hash possibly hared by Toxic Waste possibly on Saint Patties Day weekend possibly for the purpose of annoying his neighbors. We should be good at that.

Stay tuned for the next probable/definite Blue Hen hash on the 26th of April, the AGM, probably/ definitely hared by MFP, or a back up.

So let that be the first thing we put on our nice, new, empty calendar, WEB GEEKS!

On! On!

Your nominal GM

MFP

hash this SUnday

2008-02-15T21:34:00.001-05:00

When: This sunday
Where: Tennis courts across from Battery Park
( http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=39.6584424634-75.5666574076&safe=on&ie=UTF8&ll=39.658191,-75.564008&spn=0.006079,0.010042&t=h&z=17&iwloc=addr )
When: 2 PM

Maybe a dinner afterward depending on people.
On-On
Squats

hash, Jan 1 2008

2007-12-28T20:16:00.000-05:00

What: A hash hared by THFKAS and I'll respect you in
the mourning
When: Tues 1/1/08 1 pm
Where: The parking lot on the corner of Barksdale Rd
and Casho mill rd (next to the baseball field)
How: Feet, flour, beer
Why: To ring in the new year and celebrate He needed
the money's hangover's b-day
$$$: For you, a dollar!

Kid friendly - probably

Dry bags depend on the weather...

On-On!!

Respect =)

Write up for Blue Hen's 15th Anniversary Hash Weekend

2007-11-06T14:30:00.000-05:00

So, We had a few Hashes this past weekend to commemorate our fine 15 years?..

Pub Crawl
Hashers who showed up some time this weekend who began their hashing careers with Blue Hen, (In no particular order):

Troma Queen, Turkey Baster, One Slipped Past the Goalie, I'll Respect You in the Morning, Cums Early, Toxic Waste, I'll Forget your name in the Morning, Kojack Sack, He Needed the Money, Dead End, Mathematical Impossibility, Quato, Sleepy Head, Squats on Request, Thfkas, Just Tom, Mary Fucking Poppins, Bad Lay, Water Fowl, Fuk Stik and many many others (Like there really were this time, Sleepy Head has pictures to prove it)

Including:
The entire Hockessin Hash,
About 4 or 5 new boots
Visiting Hashers from the DC hash, the Virginia Beach Tidewater, the Baltimore Annapolis, and some other hashes I never heard of.

The slobbering pack began their first shitty trail at the Deer Park on Friday night, for the much anticipated Blue Hen Pub Crawl. Kojack Sack was hare. We left promptly at 8:00 HST and managed to get the attention of the Newark PD in the first 30 seconds of trail, when we all ran onto the CSX train tracks. Other events of notoriety I remember: We picked up 3 new boots on the trail including, Just Holly, Just Amber, and Just April. We tried our best to get kicked out of the Iron Hill Bar, because we had every other time the hash went in there. Fuk Stik and Death Wish (From Harrisburg/Hershey), led the crowd to sing The S and M man, and even after 20 minutes, the only thing the staff at Iron Hill had the guts to do, was to politely request that we refrain from using the word Fuck, in any of our songs. Which was very disappointing. We ended at the East End and downed downed many pitchers of PBR.???

Anniversay Run
The next day Thkfas, and these years General Manager Fuck up, Mary Fucking Fucked Up Poppins, set off to hare the 15th anniversary run, hung over and sick from the night before. During the laying of trail garbage bag with about 8 pounds of flour in it broke open right in my face and left a white cloud hovering over Barksdale Road. A new naming at some point might be in order.

So, we had many in attendance when we left the Park and Shop on Elkton Rd, 2.p.m HST.

Events of Notoriety that I remember: Mr. and Mrs. Poppins, who resided at the first beer stop were kind enough to let a few hashers defile their toilet. Bunion Butt, from Hockessin, thanked them much for their hospitality before "accidentally" littering the front yard with his beer can. At the second Beer Stop, in George Wilson Park on New London Road, Death Wish and La La, from Virginia Tidewater, challenged each other to a game of beer base ball where they both ended up puking, La La through his nostrils. Bad Lay/ Butthead some how didn?t get completely lost. One Slipped by the Goalie, somehow ended up ahead of everybody for a little while. We stopped at the place formerly known as the Deer Park, and ate all their popcorn, Peeving off the waitress after we left cause she had to pick up all the bowls left on the front porch. No! , not those kind of bowls! On On! We stumbled down South College Avenue and took a left at the James F. Hall trail and On Inned at Cums Early's House, another Blue Hen Standard Stop. We had a campfire, a keg, which we succeeded in emptying in about an hour, and some cake, and a cake fight. Many songs were sung, many down downs were done. We Apreyed at the Unitarian Universalist Church on Willa Road, the first time I heard that a Hash Apr's was ever held at a church. Me, Fuk Stik, Water Fowl, and some other visiting hashers met up at the East End later to punish ourselves some more before???..

The Hangover Hash
The slobbering pack, of about 19, met at Suburban plaza Fuk Stik, our GM Emeritus, was hare. He explained quite clearly that the trail was marked in orange and not white, but a few of us didn't listen, and got lost on the circle jerk and went down some other persons trail. Asssplunker, from DC, Devil Woman, MFP, and Beardless Clam, who still had cake in her hair from the cake fight the day before, followed a freshly marked trail in white down the Mason Dixon trail where it ended at the steel bridge behind Downs School. However MFP had a hunch that sooner or later this thing was going to end at He Needed the Money's House and led the break away pack there. So we got first in, and while we missed a beer stop, we still found plenty of beer in the back yard. We started circle with Fuk Stik sitting atop the ice atop the keg. At this point my memory begins to fade???..??

All in All we had three shitty trails., but a fine time was had by all. For those of you who couldn?t make it we miss you greatly, but thanks anyway for leaving more beer for the rest of us. I hope to see you all again the next time we'e stupid enough to do something like this. If I'm not in AA by then.

Special thanks to Nikki and Chris for making this whole thing possible, nd to every one else who helped out.?

On ! On!
Your nominal GM,
MFP.

Stay Tuned for the next possible Blue Hen Hash, possibly hared by Death ish possibly around Thanksgiving.

Anniversary weekend

2007-10-22T22:26:00.000-04:00

See the flyer for full details.
Also wanted some BH4ers to contribute some food in a potluck sort of
way. If you are willing then please let me know what you can bring so
we can ummmm plan...
--
-THFKAS

Flyer

(flyer info in text form)
Blue Hen Hash House Harriers
15th Anniversary Weekend

October 24th marks the 15th
anniversary of the Blue Hen
Hash House Harriers. To
celebrate this Milestone, we
will be gathering in Newark,
DE for three days of hashing,
drinking, and ... as you could
probably expect ... Stupidity.

Join us once again as we do our best to
prove that we’re not quitters…and
that we’ll do almost anything for a
cold one…

November 2-4, 2007
Friday Night Pub Crawl Cost
Deer Park Tavern, Main St. Newark, DE, 8pm $10

Directions: Exit I-95 at exit 1b. Head north on 896 (S. College Ave) for 2.5 miles. The road dead ends at Main St. and you can only turn left. The Deer Park is one block up on your right.

15th Anniversary Run $15
True Value containing Shopping Center, 247 Elkton Rd, Newark, DE. 2pm

Directions: From the Deer Park, continue down Main St and get into your far left lane as Main St. splits. This drops you on Elkton Rd. At 2light, turn left on Apple Rd and turn immediately right into the shopping center. From the south, take I-95 to exit 109 in Maryland, following signs for Newark, DE. Go 3.5 miles and look a True Value or Apple Rd on your right. Amstel Ave is too far. http://tinyurl.com/37w8vw Food, beer, and music provided.

Hangover Hash $7
Suburban Plaza Shopping Center, Corner of Elkton Rd. and Rte. 4, 1pm
Directions: Exit I-95 at exit 1b. Head north on 896 for 0.7 miles. Turn left onto Route 4 West (if you pass the stadium, you’ve gone too far). Proceed over bridge and Suburban Plaza is straight ahead at the light.

Limited Hash Crash will be available Friday and Saturday nights. Other accommodations can be
located here: http://admissions.udel.edu/visit/accommodations.shtml For any additional information, or, if lost, email: fukstik@roadtrip.net schporto@gmail.com or call Fuk Stik at 571-218-2412.

Hash on 10/20!!!!!!

2007-10-16T12:21:00.000-04:00

What: A hash hared by THFKAS
When: Sat 10/20/2007 1:30pm (yes a little early)
Where: Newark Train Station (south side of tracks - with the big parking
lot)
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&q=10+Mopar+Drive,+Newark,+DE&sll=39.668019,-75.744295&sspn=0.039707,0.07184&safe=on&ie=UTF8&z=16&om=1
How: Feet, flour, beer, etc
Why: (See above)
$$$: $5 (new boots free)

Kid friendly - probably not
Dog friendly - probably
Dry bags depend on the weather...

On-On
--
THFKAS

anniverary hash coming up

2007-09-13T17:23:00.000-04:00

This October marks the 15 year anniversary of the Blue Hen Hash House
Harriers.

To celebrate this Milestone, we will be gathering somewhere in the
vicinity of Newark, DE for three days of hashing, drinking, and ... as you
could probably expect ... Stupidity.

This event will occur the weekend of November 2nd through the 4th, with a
pub crawl on Friday, the main anniversary run on Saturday, and likely some
sort of hangover run on Sunday.

The exact details are still being worked out, but you have been warned.
Please forward as appropriate.

ON ON!
fuk stik

(and THFKAS)
GM Emeritus, Blue Hen Hash House Harriers
RA Pittsburgh H3

ps If you think you're likely to attend, drop us a note so we have a
general idea of how many people to expect.

Labor day weekened hash write up

2007-09-04T12:14:00.000-04:00

So there was a hash Sunday, September the 2nd, 2007 AD

Hashers present:
Toxic Waste
Thfkas
Bitchard
Devil Woman
Beardless Clam
Woody
Mary Fucking Poppins

And of course, many, many others.

The slobbering pack met at Timothy's on the white clay creek water front
and enjoyed a pint or two before hand. Toxic and Thfkas were hares. Around
2:20 or 2:30 or so we departed and went up the hill to Cleveland Avenue,
and then On On! we went back down the hill past the front of Timothys, and
speaking of fronts, our first FRB, Bitchard, spotted a mark on the other
side of the bridge, and thus saved us from having to do a water crossing
across the white clay. And thus cutting the time that it took to do the
trail significantly.

On! On!, we took a right at old Paper Mill road and went up the hill to
the reservoir.

On! On! We jogged, sort of, on the reservoir path and then down into the
wood we went to our first booze near. That's right booze near, for their
was no beer, in good old blue hen tradition we past around a large plastic
bottle of Thfka's own bloody mary mix. Then off again through the woods we
went and encountered a check. The hares came up with a clever trick to
send as many people as they could in the wrong direction by continuing to lay
marks in a direction already marked as a false trail. So off Woody went
into an adjacent neighborhood by the woods never to be seen until we were
almost done at the second booze near. Where we had some sort of clever
concoction made up of Hawaiin Punch and many kinds of liquor. At this point my
memory becomes kind of hazy.

So, On! On! we went through the woods and up a hill until we came out
behind the Shoppes at Louviers and had our On In at some restaurant there,
where we were joined by Troma Queen, and Just Silver. We did downs downs with
baby pints, or midget pints, or half pints or something like that, then
several of us made a rondevous at He Needed the Money's famous annual labor
day party where we were joined by several other of the most notorious
Hashus interruptors.

All in all, it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for the next possible
Blue Hen trail, possibly laid by Bitchard possibly on a Sunday possibly in
Wilmington possibly earlier than usual.

On! On!
Your nominal GM, Mary Fukin Poppins.

We hash, therefore we are.....pm Sept 2nd

2007-08-27T12:54:00.001-04:00

What: Hash - you remember those
When: Sunday Sep 2, 2pm
Where: Timothy's(http://www.timothysofnewark.com/directions.asp)
Hares: THFKAS & Toxic Waste
$$$: $5
dry bags: yes
Dogs: depending on the dry bag part (i.e. your dog good wet?)
Babies: no
--
-cpd

July 14th

2007-07-12T13:15:00.000-04:00

Blue Hen Hash Saturday. July the 14th 2007

Where: Papa Rays (formerly Salu Salu) at Rt 4 and Marrows Rd. Newark, De
19713, across the street from Dairy Queen

Hare: Butthead/Bad Lay

WHattime????3.p.pm HST

Why??? Because Devil Woman has to leave town so Butthead has to go out and
play, hopefully he won't show up too much later than we do.

ON!?On!?

Hash write up

2007-06-30T14:52:00.000-04:00

So there was a Blue Hen hash on the evening of Tuesday June 26th 2007????

Hashers Present:

Vaseline Alley
Devil Woman
Bad Lay
Butthead
Crash Test Dummy
Mary Fukin Poppins

And many, many others??

The slobbering, and profusely sweating pack met at the WSFS parking lot in
College Square, and set off for a trail hared by VA about 7:04 pm in the
very humid weather.

On! On!, We went down the sidewalk and into the adjacent industrial
complex where we picked up trail, and down the James F. Hall trail we went. We
came across a ?moon train? mark, but there were no trains to be had.

On! On! We kept going down the trail and kept running into checks, but the
right direction always seemed to be straight. Something Devil Woman
always seemed to figure out, but MFP did not. Some where around Kells Park,
Butthead, Bad Lay and Crash Test Dummy decided to break off and follow a make
believe trail on their own. The rest of the pack that decided to follow
trail found a Beer Near at the opening of Apple Rd, did I spell that right?
The deserters soon caught up and joined us, where we enjoyed Rolling Rock
and the music of David Bowie blasting out of VA?s ride.

On! On! Up apple Rd. we went, passed Elkton and down to Barksdale, though
and around the Rodney dorm complex. We found a second beer near next to
Oakland?s Pool where, unfortunately none of us had a membership. Butthead
split off once again to see if he was too late for his Tuesday night beach
volleyball club. The pack once again joined together and ran up Amstel
Avenue and then to?? Wait! The second or third consecutive Blue Hen Hash where
people actually ran!!!! The whole world must be going to hell, or we?ve
just been in a hurry to get these things over with. So over the bridge and
though campus we went to Delaware Avenue. Through the Galleria Parking lot
to Main Street where we found out to our great dismay that we wouldn?t be
stopping at Grotto?s on a VA trail for once.

On! On! Up Main Street the pack went where we found the On In at the Home
Grown Caf?. Awards and Penalties were handed out. We did downs downs out
of a double shot glass because we were running low on beer and dough. That
is until Devil whipped out her debit card. First In: All of Us. Last In:
All of Us. First Blood: None of Us. We were unexpectedly joined by the
Queen of Hashus Interruptus, Just Jackie (Jackie V.) and her friend Rob.
Jackie drank for interruptus and Rob drank because he was there. Crash Test
Dummy tried to drink out of his water bowel, but kept spilling it all over
the floor. Maybe somebody should get that dog a straw.

All and all it was another Shitty Trail.

Stay tuned for the next possible hash possibly laid by Bad Lay/ Butthead
possibly next weekend.

On! On!

Your nominal GM,
MFP

June 26th

2007-06-25T12:20:00.001-04:00

On ON hashers

There will be a hash on the 26th of this month
my insincerest apologies that your hare will be Vaseline Alley
Hash cash should be as usual, 5 smackerollas

Starting point will be the College Square Shopping Center in Newark, DE,
in the parking lot of the WSFS Bank. Google Delaware Ave. and Library
Ave. for a more precise location.

time..6:31 PM
length - should be long for a Blue Hen, short for a Hockessin trail.

On on
VA

2007-06-18T14:43:00.000-04:00

So…….. There was a hash last Saturday of June the 9th 2007.

Hashers Present:
Toxic Waste
Cums Early
Thfkas
Devil Woman
Butthead
Kojack Sack
Beardless Clam (A Visitor or a possible future Blue Henner)
Spandox
3 or 4 Dogs

And many, many others

The Hare: Your nominal GM Mary Fukin Poppins

The BH4 met in front of the Rite Aid at Park and Shop. We set off on the
mostly assfault trail around 2:27 p.m.. Down Elkton Rd. we went and up New
London.

On! On! We pass a metal sculpture of a Blue Hen around the towers area
where many new buildings are being constructed.

Butthead and a dog break away from the pack and zoom far ahead and run
right through the 1st beer stop, a grave offense. He also stopped to talk to
a person on every corner of every street we went down, but couldn’t get
any of them to hash with us.

Kojack Sack breaks away from the pack and zooms far behind, because his
two puppies got too tired, and misses the 2nd beer stop, a grave offense.

On! On! We stop for beers and waters in someone’s backyard, on North
Street, that the hare sort of knows but wasn’t there at the time. Some
blonde chick, hopefully a future hasher, looks out her window at the BH4
terrified. But I didn’t get to see her and have no idea what she was
wearing at the time. I heard she looked real good though.

On! On! Down Wilber street we go, and down Cleveland Avenue and up North
College and Down South College to the James F. Hall Trail, and stop for
beers In Cums Early’s backyard, where we find Butthead and Loki the dog.

On! On! The pack goes up West Park Place and into Towne Court, for the On
In, where we find Kojack Sack. I don’t know how he found the On In.,
there’s no way someone would have been stupid enough to call him on his
cell phone while being on trail.

We drink a few beers and eat some potato Chips in the Hares apartment,
which was about 130 degrees inside.Penalties and awards are dished out. Cums
Early was assigned the write up for this hash, but I guess he didn’t get
around to it.

All in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for the next possible
Blue Hen hash on the 26th of June, possibly hared by Vaseline Alley.

On! On!
MFP

Next hash: June 9th

2007-06-04T12:56:00.000-04:00

Come one come all to the next consecutive hash of the Blue Hen Hash House
Harriers.

When ?... 2pm HST Saturday June 9th

Where?.... Park and Shop at Elkton and Appleton Rd, Newark De, 19711

Hare?.... Your nominal GM; MFP

How Much?.... Hash cash still at $5

On..On...
____________

2007-05-28T12:37:00.000-04:00

It should be noted. We misspelled the name... It Kuato.
-THKFAS

> So there was a hash,
>
> It was the 26th of May, and the pack began to gather at the appointed
place
> on time. (imagine that!) After call were made, bribes called in, and
beer
> bithces accounted for, the pack was blessed by THFKAS and were off into
the
> park. Immediatley to our first water crossing, and under a fence. Half
the
> pack followed a trail, but not THE trail, and hence fell back, but
quickly
> recovered in time for another water crossing. At said second water
crossing
> a phenomenal event occurred which we will get into later.
> Led we were, or so we think, to a railroad. Then off the railroad
toward
> Madison Drive. A few kids were there and led us to more marks, helping
us
> to avoid the big Rottweiler standing by.
> Around the park-side of Madison, were a bunch of dumpsters and the beer
> near. After some of us were confused between the dumpsters and the beer
> bitches, beer was drunk, and a new boot met us on trail, and joined us
for
> the rest of the hash.
> On on across a softball field through Towne Court and a quick reach to
the
> next beer near at He Neede the Money's. More beer, some vodka of poetic
> origin, and beef jerky made the rounds, and on on into yet another park.
> more shiggy, more water crossings, and more train tracks. off the
tracks
> and into a neighborhood inhabited by THFKAS, where most of the pack is
> on-in, but 4 lost souls still hash, allegedly on trail, but fuck them.
> We drink, we circle...
>
> circle jerks include:
> new boot-
> Just Lisa from Baltimore
> visiting:
> Skid Marks from Hockessin H3
> awards-
> last in: I think it was spand-ox
> first blood: Just Kris
> false accusation: Vaseline Alley
> penalties-
> first in: Just Bradley
>
> and the creme de la creme--we had 2 namings.
> after much deliberations and a little bit of name calling.
> Just Brad is now known as "Squats on Request"
> Just Kris is now known as "Quatto" (and we told her to Google it.
> You recall I said I will explain the great phenomenon at the second
water
> crossing? Well, that's why they were named.
> She saw water and was scared to get her feet wet. She asked her
> insignificant other to carry her across.... DUH! he did so. He Squats
on
> request. After about 45 seconds of carrying her ass over, he decided it
> would be better if he did get her wet. (insert crass innuendo here) She
was
> determined not to get wet (insert next innuendo here). But eventually,
she
> went in....but for hanging on like a tic to him, she was given the name
> "Quatto". And if you want to know it, google it!
> All in all, another shitty trail.
>
> On On
> Vaseline Alley
>
> p.s. attached see Quatto and Squats On Request.
>

Write up

2007-05-28T10:57:00.001-04:00

on on
26th was written up, I attached pics of our newest named hashers, so it
stands awaiting mod approval.

I did forget to list who was in attendance...

so..in attendance were:
THFKAS
Toxic Waste
Vaseline Alley
Just Brad
Just Kris
Puppy Love the blew Spand-Ox
He Needed the Money
Kojak Sac
Just Lisa
Skid Marks
and at the On-In were
Trauma Queen
Will you Respect me in the mourning?

More details: May 26th hash

2007-05-20T17:27:00.001-04:00

What: BH4 Hash
Hare: THFKASchporto
When: May 26th, 2pm
Where: Barksdale park - by the playground not the baseball diamonds.
http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=39.679167,-75.771182&spn=0.005293,0.008036&t=h&z=17&om=1
Quantos: $5
Why: Well it is graduation weekend ...
Special: Dry bags yes, dogs maybe, children no. No bars are planned.
But when has a hash ever gone according to plan.

Hash, May 26th

2007-05-18T12:29:00.001-04:00

OK I'm gonna set a hash.
May 26th, 2pm.
I'm working out that whole where part.
That is UD commencement day too.
Maybe we should all dress in our most offensive garb too! I want to
insult the Irish, errr wait a minute....
I'll have more details on monday.

--THFKAS

Write up from Jan 1st

2007-01-04T10:02:00.000-05:00

The pack gathered promptly @ 2ish as requested all attendees ,save
one,wore
blue.

The pack:
Troma queen
T.H.F.K.A.S
Respect you in the morning
Forgot you name in the morning
Mary fucking poppins
Math Imp 8 7
Title 18 sec. 2423
One slipped past the goalie
Turkey baster
Smells like hash spirit
He needed the money
and a visiting Hockessin hasher (dripping slimy smelly but her name
escapes
me)
Just Tom
Just Matt
Just Becky
Just Erin
Just Silver
Just Tammy
And the Hare Toxic waste

Marks were explained as they should be before any proper hash Just Erin
helping. The pack headed off in the direction of the true arrow across a
mighty highway. Trekking bravely forward across a vast plain around a hot
spring through the woods to a clearing where a BN was found.

After consuming a cool refreshing clear beverage of choice the pack was
off
again under the direction of our faithful hare. the rains had made the
marshy area a tad bit more soggy than when scouted but the pack trudged on
through shiggy and onto a plateau where more libations were to be found.

Once more the hounds were back on trail singing merrily around a lovely
blue
pond through a pristine neighborhood and finally the on-in at He needed
the
money's lovely abode.

Circle formed awards and penalties were dished out the hare praised again
and again on his masterful trail laying ability then we broke circle for a
birthday feast.

Toxic Waste

A hash a hash!!!

2006-12-27T12:04:00.000-05:00

Hear Ye Hear Ye! Cum Jan 1 we shall in grattitude for countless years of
enebriation celebrate the birthing of a bundle of joy?

What: The wahteverith He needed the Money Hangover appritiation hash
When: Jan 1 2007 2ish
Where: corner of Rockmoss and Webb
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=+Rockmoss+Ave+newark+delaware&ie=UTF8&z=15&ll=39.683213,-75.777168&spn=0.015391,0.042787&om=1&iwloc=addr
Why:Cuz if your not hurting you should be!

Gimp,Baby,Idiot friendly sorry dogs would have to stay outside for
on-after
so there.

Toxic Waste

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

hash update

2006-11-21T12:26:00.000-05:00

Hare: Just Bradley
What: Hash
When: 11-24-06 2pm(ish)
Where: Costco parking lot.
Why: What else are you going to do? SHOP?
How: Hopefully 2 feet

Dry bags most likely required preferably black
Dog friendly: most likely
Questions?

remember the website http://bluehen-h3.org/

hash pre announcement

2006-11-18T21:38:00.000-05:00

mark your calendars:

Hash
> > >
> > > Hare: Just Bradley
> > > What: Hash
> > > When: 11-24-06 2pm(ish)
> > > Where: Will be sent out Monday
> > > Why: What else are you going to do? SHOP?
> > > How: Hopefully 2 feet
> > >
> > >
> > > Dry bags most likley required perferably black
> > > Dog friendly: most likley

write up 10/21

2006-10-24T15:13:00.000-04:00

Twas a hash on the 21st of October 2006.
And in honour of 14 years
of blue hen hashing
there were actually people there.
Really there were,
we almost ran
out of beer for christ's sake.
A disaster fortunatley adverted,
I know

Thfkas and Turkey baster were the hares.

Also Present were as follows:
Toxic Waste
Sleepy Head
Reach Around
Mary Fuckin Poppins
and our recent recruits:
Just Micky
Just Randy
Just Bradly
Just Jonathon
The pack started out at Pencader plaza and running down the road
known as 72 we went. In and out of the woods and through a few industrial parks
the trail went through. On the way the pack stopped to drink beer and gorged
ourselves on Tropical fruit that was 180 proof, while a few hashers whined
about there aching feet from having to run for breast cancer awareness earlier,
or something like that. Sleepy head, MFP and several other hashers fell
victim to a sneaky water crossing that looked easier than it was. Through Scottfield
the trail went until we found a patch of trees under which we On Inned. Awards
and penalties we handed out, and a case or two of beer was emptied. Afterwards
some of the pack rendevous at the good old East End Cafe where we were
joined by Troma Queen and others until the loud and lousey music chased everybody
out.

Until next time dear Hashers,

On! On!

MFP

Hash 10/21

2006-10-13T16:13:00.000-04:00

Yep. Gonna have one.

Who will hare: THFKASchporto
What: A hash.
When: 10/21 2pm(ish)
Where: BJs (100 Pencader Plaza Newark, DE 19713) Mainly so I could
legitemately put the phrase BJ in an email and have it be 'clean'.
http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=100+Pencader+Plaza+Newark,+DE+19713&safe=on&ie=UTF8&z=15&om=1
Why: 1st Cuz there will be beer. And a second super secret reason. And
a third - its our 14th anniversary of BH4. Damn.
How: Show up and follow.

And guess what - weather channel right now says it might rain ;)
Dry bags - probably not needed (unless it is raining, or I decide to be a
numnutz).
Baby friendly - no, no I really doubt that.
Dog friendly - hmmm can we use the dog as a distraction?
Questions?
-THFKAS

hash 9/16

2006-09-12T13:15:00.000-04:00

There will be a hash.
When: 9/16/2006 2:30pm
Where: College Square Shopping Center - the one with pathmark.
http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=100+college+square,+newark,+de&safe=on&ie=UTF8&z=15&om=1
(Except actually in the shopping center - by pathmark)
Hares: THFKAS, just bradley
Why: Its a hash - you figure it out.
Dogs & Children: Probably ok - although I'm doubting a stroller is a good
idea.
Hash Cash: $5
-thfkas

Write up for this past Saturday's Hash

2006-08-28T12:36:00.000-04:00

Saturday the 26th of August, 2006 there was yet another Blue Hen
Hash, I think that might be the fourth one this year. Fortunately for this
draught
stricken area, we yet again succeeded in bringing the rain with us. The
pack
met on this cloudy day out in front of the Iron Skillet parking lot in
good
old Elkton, MD. The Hashers present were, just to name a few; Reach
Around, I'll
Respect you In the Morning, Mary Fuckin Poppins, a friendly canine
newboot,
and many, many others. The pack got a call from our Hare, Kojack Sack,
about
where to pick up the trail, and off we went barreling down the median of
Elkton
Rd at 2:45, very punctual for us. The trail disapeared around State line
liquors, then reappeared around the corner, then went to Delaware, then
Maryland,
then Delaware, then somewhere over I-95, then under 95. We found beers
waiting
for us at an amtrack over pass, then caught up with the hare on Otts
Chapel
Road. The pack was dragging ass, and the sun was going down, so the hare
helped
us autohash a few miles. More beers were drank by some high tension power
lines, and the On In was behind a Cracker Barrel, or was it a Taco Bell?
Why are
you still reading this? Do you have no life? Don't you have some work to
do?
Anyway, MFP got the first In penalty, I'll respect you in the Morning had
to
drink for some reason, Reach around drank on behalf of his dog. Songs were
sung
and the pack departed before the hard rain came back.
All in all it was another shitty trail.

On! On!

MFP

Blue Hen Resurection hash: part 2

2006-07-14T12:31:00.000-04:00

Hash (heaven forbid, we're actually having one)

Hare: THFKAS
When: Saturday July 22nd, 2pm
Where: Suburban Plaza (That's the one with Acme), Elkton Road, Newark, Delaware
Map loaction:
map

Why: I promise there will be beer. Do you need more of an excuse?
Hash Cash: $5, new boots free
Dry bag: Yes
New boots: welcome
Gimps: Welcome, but probably not gonna be happy about it
Pets: Probably not a good idea

Anything else?

write up (yes there WAS a BH4 hash)

2006-06-06T16:53:00.000-04:00

I had a strange dream the other day. I know, you probably all think
I'm insane, but I dreamt that I was on a bh4 hash. It's silly, I
know, but it seemed so real. It must have been a dream because the
hash started out with 10 hashers in attendance and it wasn't even a
Jan. 1 hash!

We had two "just" people. Allisa and THFKAS's co-worker, whom I
forgot his name. Forgetting names seems to be a bh4 tradition.

The hares were "The Hasher Formally Known As
[Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]" and "Troma [Prom] Queen [of
the damned]".

As for the non-just people we had (in many senses of the word) "Devil
[inside] Woman", "Thunder [cat] Thighs", "Bitchard [the K9-hearted]",
"Mathematical [G]imp", "[Beavis'] Butthead", and "Reach Around [and
touch Faith]".

We were also joined later on by "Forgot your name in the morning [must
have been a hell of a night]", "Respect you in the Morning [if I
remember your name]" and "Toxic [non-radioactive] Waste [that is
sometimes radioactive]."

There was a comment from a non-bh4 hasher about how we seem to have
long names. The jury is still out on that one. It was an accusation
that was not addressed at the ON-IN.

Most of the hashers met at Elan Park, and the hash was started...late
so therefore on time. Into the woods we went. And father into the
woods. And then out of the woods. And back into the woods. Over the
barbed wire...but not through it. You get the idea.

There were two beer checks. The first was guarded by two ferocious
wolf-like creatures and a rug rat. "Toxic [non-radioactive] Waste
[that is sometimes radioactive]" kept them at bay because that was his
job for the day which was why he didn't start the hash with us. The
second beer check was even more dangerous then the first...we had a
bit more to drink then the last one.

The trail took us underground into an abyss of darkness where none of
us may have ever come out alive...but we all did...a little wetter
then when we came in. I guessed some hashers liked that part a bit
more then others. Now where did I put my precious.

At first there was one rug rat at the ON-IN, and then there was two.
We were followed. Then there was the wolf-like creature who almost
licked people to death. They liked it. The circle was opened after
many delays. There were awards, penalties, etc. People drank and
drank some more. The circle was closed and food was served. More
drinking. Yet another shitty trail, just the way we like them!

And that's the way I remember it. Yeah, probably just a dream.

ON-ON

-RA

we live!!!!

2006-05-13T09:11:00.000-04:00

>Hash.
>When: May 27th, 2pm
>Where: We're working on it, but most likely Newark.
>Why: Cuz folks have forgotten what a trail looks like.
>$$$: Yes hash cash.
>Hares: THFKAS, Troma Queen
>Dog friendly: No
>Newboot friendly: Yes
>Baby friendly: No, but the on-on will be
>Other then that I'm short on details

>

AGM/Birthday Bar Hash

2006-04-29T15:11:00.000-04:00

The 26th was supposedly the AGM. However we missed it so
as a belated AGM we decided to make Mathematical
Impossibilty/Kodak Moments Birthday Celebration the AGM

Attendees were as follows

Just Marston
Ana Sha ...fuck... food whore (jaimie)
Fart
WaterFowl
Toxic Waste
Dont Remember/Forgot your Name
Mathematical Impossibility
THFKAS
Troma Queen
Kodak Moment

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We met at the new deer park around 730 hash time so 830p
There was food and beer and switching of seats.
There was a trail but it got forgotten in lieu of hockey,
drunk jackass flyers fans wearing lindros jerseys who
picked a fight with the bouncers and whose daddy had to
come and defend them, and of course beer.

There was much conversation and at one point an MST3K
moment where MI and THFKAS inserted their own conversation
to two women speaking animatedly at the bar.

There was a moment at another table where beer was left
unattended and THFKAS tried to get Toxic Waste to switch
our almost empty pitcher with their totally full pitcher
but they returned before this could occur.

A vote was taken and Forgot your name was erected. So
congratulations to the new Grand Mastress he promptly
refused the post and we drank to his honor or um dishonor

So continues the anarchy of the traveling hash BH4.

There were no penalties or awards on this hash.
But a good time was had by all.

And Happy Birthday to Kodak Moment and Mathematical
Impossibility.

Troma Queen