Blue Hen Hash House Harriers

Hare raising

2008-04-12T08:22:00.000-04:00

Hey Blue Henners,

Our new GM claims that I am now the elected Hare Razor. I don't remember being elected, just like I wasn't elected hash trash. I think I just remember stepping in circle demanding that certain persons hare trail.

Anyhow, in a few weeks, I was thinking about writing up a schedule for alternating Saturday's starting in May, unless someone's got a better idea. After the summer If we still feel up to it, maybe we can go back to Sunday's or Friday's or that 26th of the month thing or whatever. Yeah right!, your thinking, a schedule, that dorky thing those other dorky hash groups have. Get back to me, if there's a time you want to hare trail. If not, Good!, then I can still put you on the schedule anyway, whenever I deem it appropriate. HA!

On! On!

MFP

AGM writeup

2008-04-09T21:41:00.000-04:00

So..... We had a hash on Sunday April the 6th 2008 that was to be our AGM

Hashers Present:

Thfkas
Toxic Waste
Skidmarks
I'll Forget Your Name in the Mourning
I'll Respect You In the Mourning
Troma Queen
Mary Fucking Poppins
Gives It Away (With her Dog Peanut)
Butthead/Bad Lay
Devil Woman (With Crash Test Dummy)
Beardless Clam
He Needed the Money
Panic Button (From Harrisburg-Hershey)

Da Hare, Fuk Stik, Who brought with him from Pittsburg H3:
Hung Like This (Who helped hare the trail)
Pelvis Chestly (Ditto)

So the slobbering pack met at the Howard House Tavern in good old Elkton MD, around 2:pm HST. Fuk Stik had a beer ordered for him, and then while he wasn't looking, had the beer drank for him. We left the tavern for the usual half live hared/ half dead trail that is Fuk Stiks trademark, sometime between 2:45 and 3. (And just so you know, it didn't rain all that much, we didn't get shot at by any angry Yokels, nobody got lost for too long, and there wasn't that much shiggy and mud, at least for an F-Stik trail. So if that's what you were hoping for you might not want to read any more of this)

On! On!
We ran up a few block and over a few blocks in down town Elkton, and up a few and over a few some more.

On! On!
We ran through a graveyard an onto a little league field, where we encountered a whole circle of marks, that led to two or three checks, that were marked false in every single direction. Clever Fuk Stik heard us on his heels, or his ass, and set up a clever delay. The slowpokes in the back caught up with the FRB's and we walked around in circles for about 30 minutes. Some people got bored and started yanking down other peoples trousers. Fortunatley or Unfortunatly, BC remembered to ware panties that day. At some point, Panic Button found a series of marks that seemed to lead in a particular direction, behind the baseball field.

On! On!
We crawled through some shiggy in the woods, and crossed over a large canyon, right next to a bridge, that led out to a park, where we found He Needed the Money, and the three hares, with a van full of beer and snacks for us. Butthead, who had gotten led off by his dog somewhere, managed to find us in time to drink a beer.

On! On!
Trail led back into the woods and through some wetlands, and then back out into the park.

On! On!
When we got out to the road we found a Turkey/Eagle Split, and from what I heard, the Eagle was way easier than the Turkey trail. Through a neighbor hood we went, and turned left down and old dirt road, that went up a hill, where there was an old barn, and another beer check. Around this time we lost Gives It Away, our first casualty. We broke open a bag of carrots and cheese, which went real well with that Natty Ice beer. (Say , our standards for beer keep getting higher and higher, last Blue Hen Hash we had Old Latrobe, I'm getting intimidated. I'm sure glad I'm not Beer Meister)

On! On!
We went down a path in the woods, and up a hill and back down. The trail led to some weird looking public area I had never been to before that looked like a farm for growing rice patty's. but there weren't any. At this point we managed to run into Gives It Away and her dog, who managed to stick with us for the rest of trail. Trail went back up a hill in the woods, than out onto the road, where we had a mile or two of asphalt, on which for or five of us decided to run on it for some stupid reason. (Yep, there's been a lot of running on Blue Hen Hashes lately, a great sacriledge, and surely the one thing that's been the most responsible for our downfall).

On! On!
The trail on asphalt led to a park, or another part of the same park, where they had more rice patty growing areas, some woods, and a creek. Across the Creek trail went. Panic Button decided to forge ahead, and became the canary in the coal mine, finding the real deep part of the creek, and had a nice swim. Hung Like This caught up with us, and since he hared this part of the trail was nice enough to show us the shallow part of the creek. Apparently Troma Queen and Gives It Away didn't get this information. After crossing the creek, we found He Needed the Money and his van on the other side for the On IN, where we managed to remember to have a few elections, with a very drunken Thfkas running circle for possibly the last time, but probabally not.

All in all it was another Shitty Trail..... The Results of this Years Elections Are:

GM: Butthead/ BadLay (Who should know he's had this coming for at least 10 years)

RA: I'll Forget Your Name In The Mourning (Oh yeah... like that's gonna happen)

Hash Harlot : Beardless Clam (Who won after an intense flash-off contest with Troma Queen. The nipple ring gave BC the edge)

Well, that's all the offices we remembered to fill. Most of the slobbering pack, ran, walked or drove back up to Howard House to down a few more pitchers of beer. And most of them crashed I'll Forget Your Name In the Mourning and Mathematical Impossibilities house. We played Bumper Pool, Nintendo Wii, ate some pizza, and of course drank more beer. Skidmarks was one of the first to try to leave at a reasonable hour, but then had about 4 beers dumped down his throat by Pelvis Chestly, during a 5 minute period of time. (Say I hope you made it home okay Skids) At this point a very worn out MFP ran home to catch a plane to LA, to get paid to sit in a hotel room for 3 or 4 days.

Stay tuned for the next Blue Hen Hash, possibly 4 or 5 Saturdays from now possibly hared by somebody

On! On!

MFP

Blue Hen AGM

2008-03-24T09:49:00.004-04:00

AGM Details: April 6th

The run will start at the Howard House Tavern in Elkton, MD.

Howard House Tavern
101 W Main St
Elkton, MD 21921

http://www.howardhousetavern.com/

Time: 2pm HST
Dog Friendly: yes
Shiggy: You bet
Hash Cash: $5

Hares: Fuk Stik and other miscellaeneous Pittsburgh H3'ers who may be in
attendence.

ON ON!
Fuk Stik
RA Pittsburgh H3
GM Emeritus, Blue Hen H3

write up 2/17

2008-02-20T23:55:00.000-05:00

o….. There was a Blue Hen Hash on the Afternoon of Sunday, February the 17th 2008.

Hashers in Attendance:

Toxic Waste
Thfkas (Still wearing the same bathrobe from the Hockessin Pajama Hash)
Beardless Clam (Whining about a flu or something)
Donna (Who has a hash name but I can’t remember it now for some reason)
Donna’s Husband (Who might have a name but I defiantly can’t remember it)
Skidmarks
Deathwish (With a hangover)
Yeast of Burden (Whining about a hangover)
Slippery Pole Bunion (His first Hash appearance since 2003, I think)
Mary Fucking Poppins
Butthead (Who appeared much later, even for him)
Crash Test Dummy (Who appeared much later with Butthead)

Squats on Request and Quato were the Hares.

The slobbering pack met at the parking lot of Battery Park in Ye’ Ole New Castle along the banks of the Delaware River. It was moderately cold and windy, so those of us sporting hoodies did our best ninja impressions. We left to follow trail at exactly 2.p.m HST (about 2:17 standard time).

On! On! We followed the walking/ running trail along the bank of the Delaware. We went through some mud and sand. We took a right into a mulch dump and found a BN, but, there was no beer anywhere near!!!, At least for us FRB’s after about 15 minutes or so Squats ran up with the drinks, very apologitically and tried to act like this was the first time he hared a trail or something. We drank our beers rather quickly and out of the mulch dump and into the street we went.

On! On! We went through some mud, and over some train tracks and came across the second beer near. This time it only took about a minute for the frantic and panicky hare to arrive with the booze. Death Wish entertained us at the beer stop by climbing up a high voltage power line pole with one hand behind his back. Several members of the pack suggested that Yeast of Burden should take out an insurance policy on him.

On! On! Down the railroad tracks we went, through some more mud, into a parking lot, and back the streets and cobblestone sidewalks of Ye’ Ole New Castle. Ironically 2 out of the 3 smokers of the group, Beardless Clam and MFP marathon ran to the end, while everyone else huffed and puffed and waddled down the trail. They stood in shock for a while looking at the On In mark in front of Jessop’s restaurant, a nice quiet place that we wouldn’t expect would be expecting us. It was about this time that Butthead and his dog Toby, I mean Crash Test dummy, finally caught up to the rest of us.

Technically Skidmarks was first in, cause he was the first one to walk in the door, but in our nice quiet little psuedo circle ceremony, in that nice quiet restaurant, that didn’t count, and MFP and BC had to do moderate down downs with Old Latrobe, the closest thing to hash beer they had available. Some other people had to drink for something. Some people got some food and we got to play with the dismembered heads from a plate of cray fish that Thfkas ordered.

All in all it was another shitty trail.

Stay tuned for the next possible Blue Hen hash possibly hared by Toxic Waste possibly on Saint Patties Day weekend possibly for the purpose of annoying his neighbors. We should be good at that.

Stay tuned for the next probable/definite Blue Hen hash on the 26th of April, the AGM, probably/ definitely hared by MFP, or a back up.

So let that be the first thing we put on our nice, new, empty calendar, WEB GEEKS!

On! On!

Your nominal GM

MFP

hash this SUnday

2008-02-15T21:34:00.001-05:00

When: This sunday
Where: Tennis courts across from Battery Park
( http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=39.6584424634-75.5666574076&safe=on&ie=UTF8&ll=39.658191,-75.564008&spn=0.006079,0.010042&t=h&z=17&iwloc=addr )
When: 2 PM

Maybe a dinner afterward depending on people.
On-On
Squats

hash, Jan 1 2008

2007-12-28T20:16:00.000-05:00

What: A hash hared by THFKAS and I'll respect you in
the mourning
When: Tues 1/1/08 1 pm
Where: The parking lot on the corner of Barksdale Rd
and Casho mill rd (next to the baseball field)
How: Feet, flour, beer
Why: To ring in the new year and celebrate He needed
the money's hangover's b-day
$$$: For you, a dollar!

Kid friendly - probably

Dry bags depend on the weather...

On-On!!

Respect =)

Write up for Blue Hen's 15th Anniversary Hash Weekend

2007-11-06T14:30:00.000-05:00

So, We had a few Hashes this past weekend to commemorate our fine 15 years?..

Pub Crawl
Hashers who showed up some time this weekend who began their hashing careers with Blue Hen, (In no particular order):

Troma Queen, Turkey Baster, One Slipped Past the Goalie, I'll Respect You in the Morning, Cums Early, Toxic Waste, I'll Forget your name in the Morning, Kojack Sack, He Needed the Money, Dead End, Mathematical Impossibility, Quato, Sleepy Head, Squats on Request, Thfkas, Just Tom, Mary Fucking Poppins, Bad Lay, Water Fowl, Fuk Stik and many many others (Like there really were this time, Sleepy Head has pictures to prove it)

Including:
The entire Hockessin Hash,
About 4 or 5 new boots
Visiting Hashers from the DC hash, the Virginia Beach Tidewater, the Baltimore Annapolis, and some other hashes I never heard of.

The slobbering pack began their first shitty trail at the Deer Park on Friday night, for the much anticipated Blue Hen Pub Crawl. Kojack Sack was hare. We left promptly at 8:00 HST and managed to get the attention of the Newark PD in the first 30 seconds of trail, when we all ran onto the CSX train tracks. Other events of notoriety I remember: We picked up 3 new boots on the trail including, Just Holly, Just Amber, and Just April. We tried our best to get kicked out of the Iron Hill Bar, because we had every other time the hash went in there. Fuk Stik and Death Wish (From Harrisburg/Hershey), led the crowd to sing The S and M man, and even after 20 minutes, the only thing the staff at Iron Hill had the guts to do, was to politely request that we refrain from using the word Fuck, in any of our songs. Which was very disappointing. We ended at the East End and downed downed many pitchers of PBR.???

Anniversay Run
The next day Thkfas, and these years General Manager Fuck up, Mary Fucking Fucked Up Poppins, set off to hare the 15th anniversary run, hung over and sick from the night before. During the laying of trail garbage bag with about 8 pounds of flour in it broke open right in my face and left a white cloud hovering over Barksdale Road. A new naming at some point might be in order.

So, we had many in attendance when we left the Park and Shop on Elkton Rd, 2.p.m HST.

Events of Notoriety that I remember: Mr. and Mrs. Poppins, who resided at the first beer stop were kind enough to let a few hashers defile their toilet. Bunion Butt, from Hockessin, thanked them much for their hospitality before "accidentally" littering the front yard with his beer can. At the second Beer Stop, in George Wilson Park on New London Road, Death Wish and La La, from Virginia Tidewater, challenged each other to a game of beer base ball where they both ended up puking, La La through his nostrils. Bad Lay/ Butthead some how didn?t get completely lost. One Slipped by the Goalie, somehow ended up ahead of everybody for a little while. We stopped at the place formerly known as the Deer Park, and ate all their popcorn, Peeving off the waitress after we left cause she had to pick up all the bowls left on the front porch. No! , not those kind of bowls! On On! We stumbled down South College Avenue and took a left at the James F. Hall trail and On Inned at Cums Early's House, another Blue Hen Standard Stop. We had a campfire, a keg, which we succeeded in emptying in about an hour, and some cake, and a cake fight. Many songs were sung, many down downs were done. We Apreyed at the Unitarian Universalist Church on Willa Road, the first time I heard that a Hash Apr's was ever held at a church. Me, Fuk Stik, Water Fowl, and some other visiting hashers met up at the East End later to punish ourselves some more before???..

The Hangover Hash
The slobbering pack, of about 19, met at Suburban plaza Fuk Stik, our GM Emeritus, was hare. He explained quite clearly that the trail was marked in orange and not white, but a few of us didn't listen, and got lost on the circle jerk and went down some other persons trail. Asssplunker, from DC, Devil Woman, MFP, and Beardless Clam, who still had cake in her hair from the cake fight the day before, followed a freshly marked trail in white down the Mason Dixon trail where it ended at the steel bridge behind Downs School. However MFP had a hunch that sooner or later this thing was going to end at He Needed the Money's House and led the break away pack there. So we got first in, and while we missed a beer stop, we still found plenty of beer in the back yard. We started circle with Fuk Stik sitting atop the ice atop the keg. At this point my memory begins to fade???..??

All in All we had three shitty trails., but a fine time was had by all. For those of you who couldn?t make it we miss you greatly, but thanks anyway for leaving more beer for the rest of us. I hope to see you all again the next time we'e stupid enough to do something like this. If I'm not in AA by then.

Special thanks to Nikki and Chris for making this whole thing possible, nd to every one else who helped out.?

On ! On!
Your nominal GM,
MFP.

Stay Tuned for the next possible Blue Hen Hash, possibly hared by Death ish possibly around Thanksgiving.

Anniversary weekend

2007-10-22T22:26:00.000-04:00

See the flyer for full details.
Also wanted some BH4ers to contribute some food in a potluck sort of
way. If you are willing then please let me know what you can bring so
we can ummmm plan...
--
-THFKAS

Flyer

(flyer info in text form)
Blue Hen Hash House Harriers
15th Anniversary Weekend

October 24th marks the 15th
anniversary of the Blue Hen
Hash House Harriers. To
celebrate this Milestone, we
will be gathering in Newark,
DE for three days of hashing,
drinking, and ... as you could
probably expect ... Stupidity.

Join us once again as we do our best to
prove that we’re not quitters…and
that we’ll do almost anything for a
cold one…

November 2-4, 2007
Friday Night Pub Crawl Cost
Deer Park Tavern, Main St. Newark, DE, 8pm $10

Directions: Exit I-95 at exit 1b. Head north on 896 (S. College Ave) for 2.5 miles. The road dead ends at Main St. and you can only turn left. The Deer Park is one block up on your right.

15th Anniversary Run $15
True Value containing Shopping Center, 247 Elkton Rd, Newark, DE. 2pm

Directions: From the Deer Park, continue down Main St and get into your far left lane as Main St. splits. This drops you on Elkton Rd. At 2light, turn left on Apple Rd and turn immediately right into the shopping center. From the south, take I-95 to exit 109 in Maryland, following signs for Newark, DE. Go 3.5 miles and look a True Value or Apple Rd on your right. Amstel Ave is too far. http://tinyurl.com/37w8vw Food, beer, and music provided.

Hangover Hash $7
Suburban Plaza Shopping Center, Corner of Elkton Rd. and Rte. 4, 1pm
Directions: Exit I-95 at exit 1b. Head north on 896 for 0.7 miles. Turn left onto Route 4 West (if you pass the stadium, you’ve gone too far). Proceed over bridge and Suburban Plaza is straight ahead at the light.

Limited Hash Crash will be available Friday and Saturday nights. Other accommodations can be
located here: http://admissions.udel.edu/visit/accommodations.shtml For any additional information, or, if lost, email: fukstik@roadtrip.net schporto@gmail.com or call Fuk Stik at 571-218-2412.

Hash on 10/20!!!!!!

2007-10-16T12:21:00.000-04:00

What: A hash hared by THFKAS
When: Sat 10/20/2007 1:30pm (yes a little early)
Where: Newark Train Station (south side of tracks - with the big parking
lot)
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&q=10+Mopar+Drive,+Newark,+DE&sll=39.668019,-75.744295&sspn=0.039707,0.07184&safe=on&ie=UTF8&z=16&om=1
How: Feet, flour, beer, etc
Why: (See above)
$$$: $5 (new boots free)

Kid friendly - probably not
Dog friendly - probably
Dry bags depend on the weather...

On-On
--
THFKAS

anniverary hash coming up

2007-09-13T17:23:00.000-04:00

This October marks the 15 year anniversary of the Blue Hen Hash House
Harriers.

To celebrate this Milestone, we will be gathering somewhere in the
vicinity of Newark, DE for three days of hashing, drinking, and ... as you
could probably expect ... Stupidity.

This event will occur the weekend of November 2nd through the 4th, with a
pub crawl on Friday, the main anniversary run on Saturday, and likely some
sort of hangover run on Sunday.

The exact details are still being worked out, but you have been warned.
Please forward as appropriate.

ON ON!
fuk stik

(and THFKAS)
GM Emeritus, Blue Hen Hash House Harriers
RA Pittsburgh H3

ps If you think you're likely to attend, drop us a note so we have a
general idea of how many people to expect.

Labor day weekened hash write up

2007-09-04T12:14:00.000-04:00

So there was a hash Sunday, September the 2nd, 2007 AD

Hashers present:
Toxic Waste
Thfkas
Bitchard
Devil Woman
Beardless Clam
Woody
Mary Fucking Poppins

And of course, many, many others.

The slobbering pack met at Timothy's on the white clay creek water front
and enjoyed a pint or two before hand. Toxic and Thfkas were hares. Around
2:20 or 2:30 or so we departed and went up the hill to Cleveland Avenue,
and then On On! we went back down the hill past the front of Timothys, and
speaking of fronts, our first FRB, Bitchard, spotted a mark on the other
side of the bridge, and thus saved us from having to do a water crossing
across the white clay. And thus cutting the time that it took to do the
trail significantly.

On! On!, we took a right at old Paper Mill road and went up the hill to
the reservoir.

On! On! We jogged, sort of, on the reservoir path and then down into the
wood we went to our first booze near. That's right booze near, for their
was no beer, in good old blue hen tradition we past around a large plastic
bottle of Thfka's own bloody mary mix. Then off again through the woods we
went and encountered a check. The hares came up with a clever trick to
send as many people as they could in the wrong direction by continuing to lay
marks in a direction already marked as a false trail. So off Woody went
into an adjacent neighborhood by the woods never to be seen until we were
almost done at the second booze near. Where we had some sort of clever
concoction made up of Hawaiin Punch and many kinds of liquor. At this point my
memory becomes kind of hazy.

So, On! On! we went through the woods and up a hill until we came out
behind the Shoppes at Louviers and had our On In at some restaurant there,
where we were joined by Troma Queen, and Just Silver. We did downs downs with
baby pints, or midget pints, or half pints or something like that, then
several of us made a rondevous at He Needed the Money's famous annual labor
day party where we were joined by several other of the most notorious
Hashus interruptors.

All in all, it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for the next possible
Blue Hen trail, possibly laid by Bitchard possibly on a Sunday possibly in
Wilmington possibly earlier than usual.

On! On!
Your nominal GM, Mary Fukin Poppins.

We hash, therefore we are.....pm Sept 2nd

2007-08-27T12:54:00.001-04:00

What: Hash - you remember those
When: Sunday Sep 2, 2pm
Where: Timothy's(http://www.timothysofnewark.com/directions.asp)
Hares: THFKAS & Toxic Waste
$$$: $5
dry bags: yes
Dogs: depending on the dry bag part (i.e. your dog good wet?)
Babies: no
--
-cpd

July 14th

2007-07-12T13:15:00.000-04:00

Blue Hen Hash Saturday. July the 14th 2007

Where: Papa Rays (formerly Salu Salu) at Rt 4 and Marrows Rd. Newark, De
19713, across the street from Dairy Queen

Hare: Butthead/Bad Lay

WHattime????3.p.pm HST

Why??? Because Devil Woman has to leave town so Butthead has to go out and
play, hopefully he won't show up too much later than we do.

ON!?On!?

Hash write up

2007-06-30T14:52:00.000-04:00

So there was a Blue Hen hash on the evening of Tuesday June 26th 2007????

Hashers Present:

Vaseline Alley
Devil Woman
Bad Lay
Butthead
Crash Test Dummy
Mary Fukin Poppins

And many, many others??

The slobbering, and profusely sweating pack met at the WSFS parking lot in
College Square, and set off for a trail hared by VA about 7:04 pm in the
very humid weather.

On! On!, We went down the sidewalk and into the adjacent industrial
complex where we picked up trail, and down the James F. Hall trail we went. We
came across a ?moon train? mark, but there were no trains to be had.

On! On! We kept going down the trail and kept running into checks, but the
right direction always seemed to be straight. Something Devil Woman
always seemed to figure out, but MFP did not. Some where around Kells Park,
Butthead, Bad Lay and Crash Test Dummy decided to break off and follow a make
believe trail on their own. The rest of the pack that decided to follow
trail found a Beer Near at the opening of Apple Rd, did I spell that right?
The deserters soon caught up and joined us, where we enjoyed Rolling Rock
and the music of David Bowie blasting out of VA?s ride.

On! On! Up apple Rd. we went, passed Elkton and down to Barksdale, though
and around the Rodney dorm complex. We found a second beer near next to
Oakland?s Pool where, unfortunately none of us had a membership. Butthead
split off once again to see if he was too late for his Tuesday night beach
volleyball club. The pack once again joined together and ran up Amstel
Avenue and then to?? Wait! The second or third consecutive Blue Hen Hash where
people actually ran!!!! The whole world must be going to hell, or we?ve
just been in a hurry to get these things over with. So over the bridge and
though campus we went to Delaware Avenue. Through the Galleria Parking lot
to Main Street where we found out to our great dismay that we wouldn?t be
stopping at Grotto?s on a VA trail for once.

On! On! Up Main Street the pack went where we found the On In at the Home
Grown Caf?. Awards and Penalties were handed out. We did downs downs out
of a double shot glass because we were running low on beer and dough. That
is until Devil whipped out her debit card. First In: All of Us. Last In:
All of Us. First Blood: None of Us. We were unexpectedly joined by the
Queen of Hashus Interruptus, Just Jackie (Jackie V.) and her friend Rob.
Jackie drank for interruptus and Rob drank because he was there. Crash Test
Dummy tried to drink out of his water bowel, but kept spilling it all over
the floor. Maybe somebody should get that dog a straw.

All and all it was another Shitty Trail.

Stay tuned for the next possible hash possibly laid by Bad Lay/ Butthead
possibly next weekend.

On! On!

Your nominal GM,
MFP

June 26th

2007-06-25T12:20:00.001-04:00

On ON hashers

There will be a hash on the 26th of this month
my insincerest apologies that your hare will be Vaseline Alley
Hash cash should be as usual, 5 smackerollas

Starting point will be the College Square Shopping Center in Newark, DE,
in the parking lot of the WSFS Bank. Google Delaware Ave. and Library
Ave. for a more precise location.

time..6:31 PM
length - should be long for a Blue Hen, short for a Hockessin trail.

On on
VA

2007-06-18T14:43:00.000-04:00

So…….. There was a hash last Saturday of June the 9th 2007.

Hashers Present:
Toxic Waste
Cums Early
Thfkas
Devil Woman
Butthead
Kojack Sack
Beardless Clam (A Visitor or a possible future Blue Henner)
Spandox
3 or 4 Dogs

And many, many others

The Hare: Your nominal GM Mary Fukin Poppins

The BH4 met in front of the Rite Aid at Park and Shop. We set off on the
mostly assfault trail around 2:27 p.m.. Down Elkton Rd. we went and up New
London.

On! On! We pass a metal sculpture of a Blue Hen around the towers area
where many new buildings are being constructed.

Butthead and a dog break away from the pack and zoom far ahead and run
right through the 1st beer stop, a grave offense. He also stopped to talk to
a person on every corner of every street we went down, but couldn’t get
any of them to hash with us.

Kojack Sack breaks away from the pack and zooms far behind, because his
two puppies got too tired, and misses the 2nd beer stop, a grave offense.

On! On! We stop for beers and waters in someone’s backyard, on North
Street, that the hare sort of knows but wasn’t there at the time. Some
blonde chick, hopefully a future hasher, looks out her window at the BH4
terrified. But I didn’t get to see her and have no idea what she was
wearing at the time. I heard she looked real good though.

On! On! Down Wilber street we go, and down Cleveland Avenue and up North
College and Down South College to the James F. Hall Trail, and stop for
beers In Cums Early’s backyard, where we find Butthead and Loki the dog.

On! On! The pack goes up West Park Place and into Towne Court, for the On
In, where we find Kojack Sack. I don’t know how he found the On In.,
there’s no way someone would have been stupid enough to call him on his
cell phone while being on trail.

We drink a few beers and eat some potato Chips in the Hares apartment,
which was about 130 degrees inside.Penalties and awards are dished out. Cums
Early was assigned the write up for this hash, but I guess he didn’t get
around to it.

All in all it was another shitty trail. Stay tuned for the next possible
Blue Hen hash on the 26th of June, possibly hared by Vaseline Alley.

On! On!
MFP

Next hash: June 9th

2007-06-04T12:56:00.000-04:00

Come one come all to the next consecutive hash of the Blue Hen Hash House
Harriers.

When ?... 2pm HST Saturday June 9th

Where?.... Park and Shop at Elkton and Appleton Rd, Newark De, 19711

Hare?.... Your nominal GM; MFP

How Much?.... Hash cash still at $5

On..On...
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2007-05-28T12:37:00.000-04:00

It should be noted. We misspelled the name... It Kuato.
-THKFAS

> So there was a hash,
>
> It was the 26th of May, and the pack began to gather at the appointed
place
> on time. (imagine that!) After call were made, bribes called in, and
beer
> bithces accounted for, the pack was blessed by THFKAS and were off into
the
> park. Immediatley to our first water crossing, and under a fence. Half
the
> pack followed a trail, but not THE trail, and hence fell back, but
quickly
> recovered in time for another water crossing. At said second water
crossing
> a phenomenal event occurred which we will get into later.
> Led we were, or so we think, to a railroad. Then off the railroad
toward
> Madison Drive. A few kids were there and led us to more marks, helping
us
> to avoid the big Rottweiler standing by.
> Around the park-side of Madison, were a bunch of dumpsters and the beer
> near. After some of us were confused between the dumpsters and the beer
> bitches, beer was drunk, and a new boot met us on trail, and joined us
for
> the rest of the hash.
> On on across a softball field through Towne Court and a quick reach to
the
> next beer near at He Neede the Money's. More beer, some vodka of poetic
> origin, and beef jerky made the rounds, and on on into yet another park.
> more shiggy, more water crossings, and more train tracks. off the
tracks
> and into a neighborhood inhabited by THFKAS, where most of the pack is
> on-in, but 4 lost souls still hash, allegedly on trail, but fuck them.
> We drink, we circle...
>
> circle jerks include:
> new boot-
> Just Lisa from Baltimore
> visiting:
> Skid Marks from Hockessin H3
> awards-
> last in: I think it was spand-ox
> first blood: Just Kris
> false accusation: Vaseline Alley
> penalties-
> first in: Just Bradley
>
> and the creme de la creme--we had 2 namings.
> after much deliberations and a little bit of name calling.
> Just Brad is now known as "Squats on Request"
> Just Kris is now known as "Quatto" (and we told her to Google it.
> You recall I said I will explain the great phenomenon at the second
water
> crossing? Well, that's why they were named.
> She saw water and was scared to get her feet wet. She asked her
> insignificant other to carry her across.... DUH! he did so. He Squats
on
> request. After about 45 seconds of carrying her ass over, he decided it
> would be better if he did get her wet. (insert crass innuendo here) She
was
> determined not to get wet (insert next innuendo here). But eventually,
she
> went in....but for hanging on like a tic to him, she was given the name
> "Quatto". And if you want to know it, google it!
> All in all, another shitty trail.
>
> On On
> Vaseline Alley
>
> p.s. attached see Quatto and Squats On Request.
>

Write up

2007-05-28T10:57:00.001-04:00

on on
26th was written up, I attached pics of our newest named hashers, so it
stands awaiting mod approval.

I did forget to list who was in attendance...

so..in attendance were:
THFKAS
Toxic Waste
Vaseline Alley
Just Brad
Just Kris
Puppy Love the blew Spand-Ox
He Needed the Money
Kojak Sac
Just Lisa
Skid Marks
and at the On-In were
Trauma Queen
Will you Respect me in the mourning?

More details: May 26th hash

2007-05-20T17:27:00.001-04:00

What: BH4 Hash
Hare: THFKASchporto
When: May 26th, 2pm
Where: Barksdale park - by the playground not the baseball diamonds.
http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=39.679167,-75.771182&spn=0.005293,0.008036&t=h&z=17&om=1
Quantos: $5
Why: Well it is graduation weekend ...
Special: Dry bags yes, dogs maybe, children no. No bars are planned.
But when has a hash ever gone according to plan.

Hash, May 26th

2007-05-18T12:29:00.001-04:00

OK I'm gonna set a hash.
May 26th, 2pm.
I'm working out that whole where part.
That is UD commencement day too.
Maybe we should all dress in our most offensive garb too! I want to
insult the Irish, errr wait a minute....
I'll have more details on monday.

--THFKAS

Write up from Jan 1st

2007-01-04T10:02:00.000-05:00

The pack gathered promptly @ 2ish as requested all attendees ,save
one,wore
blue.

The pack:
Troma queen
T.H.F.K.A.S
Respect you in the morning
Forgot you name in the morning
Mary fucking poppins
Math Imp 8 7
Title 18 sec. 2423
One slipped past the goalie
Turkey baster
Smells like hash spirit
He needed the money
and a visiting Hockessin hasher (dripping slimy smelly but her name
escapes
me)
Just Tom
Just Matt
Just Becky
Just Erin
Just Silver
Just Tammy
And the Hare Toxic waste

Marks were explained as they should be before any proper hash Just Erin
helping. The pack headed off in the direction of the true arrow across a
mighty highway. Trekking bravely forward across a vast plain around a hot
spring through the woods to a clearing where a BN was found.

After consuming a cool refreshing clear beverage of choice the pack was
off
again under the direction of our faithful hare. the rains had made the
marshy area a tad bit more soggy than when scouted but the pack trudged on
through shiggy and onto a plateau where more libations were to be found.

Once more the hounds were back on trail singing merrily around a lovely
blue
pond through a pristine neighborhood and finally the on-in at He needed
the
money's lovely abode.

Circle formed awards and penalties were dished out the hare praised again
and again on his masterful trail laying ability then we broke circle for a
birthday feast.

Toxic Waste

A hash a hash!!!

2006-12-27T12:04:00.000-05:00

Hear Ye Hear Ye! Cum Jan 1 we shall in grattitude for countless years of
enebriation celebrate the birthing of a bundle of joy?

What: The wahteverith He needed the Money Hangover appritiation hash
When: Jan 1 2007 2ish
Where: corner of Rockmoss and Webb
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=+Rockmoss+Ave+newark+delaware&ie=UTF8&z=15&ll=39.683213,-75.777168&spn=0.015391,0.042787&om=1&iwloc=addr
Why:Cuz if your not hurting you should be!

Gimp,Baby,Idiot friendly sorry dogs would have to stay outside for
on-after
so there.

Toxic Waste

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

hash update

2006-11-21T12:26:00.000-05:00

Hare: Just Bradley
What: Hash
When: 11-24-06 2pm(ish)
Where: Costco parking lot.
Why: What else are you going to do? SHOP?
How: Hopefully 2 feet

Dry bags most likely required preferably black
Dog friendly: most likely
Questions?

remember the website http://bluehen-h3.org/

hash pre announcement

2006-11-18T21:38:00.000-05:00

mark your calendars:

Hash
> > >
> > > Hare: Just Bradley
> > > What: Hash
> > > When: 11-24-06 2pm(ish)
> > > Where: Will be sent out Monday
> > > Why: What else are you going to do? SHOP?
> > > How: Hopefully 2 feet
> > >
> > >
> > > Dry bags most likley required perferably black
> > > Dog friendly: most likley